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Your Excellency!


In the United States, the form “Excellency” was commonly used for George Washington during his Presidency, but it began to fall out of use with his successor, and today has been replaced in direct address with the simple “Mr. President…” or “The Honorable” That’s because we don’t elect a “King”. Wait for Robert “Badgab Bob” Gibbs to start using it.

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September 30, 2009 at 4:15 pm

Posted in Politics

Vaccine Shots and Forced Flu Shots

I used to be a ‘First Responder” at work. CPR/AED/First Aid certified. I had always been while in the Military also. At work I declined the Hepatitis Shot Series (For Hep B) and had to sign some form saying I declined the shot. I eventually resigned when I learned even as a First Responder I wasn’t allowed to know who had what disease (HIV/HEP/ETC). Okay, you come up on a co-worker on the floor and need to give mouth-to-mouth or deal with some body fluids or possible Air-Borne Pathogens, but I’m not allowed to know if this person has some disease? Later, I’m out of here! I stopped taking any Flu shots since learning more of how the vaccine is cultured (in eggs, that’s why they ask if you are allergic to eggs). The HEP B vaccine was possibly cultured from Prisoners blood that could have had HIV. This all speculative, but so was coming up on someone in need of first Aid who has an unknown and undisclosed Medical Condition. If there any chances to be taken, I’ll call the shots when it comes to my Health, not the Government or Employer who isn’t forthcoming.

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September 29, 2009 at 6:40 pm

Posted in Politics

The Healthcare Plan

In the beginning was the Universal Healthcare Plan.
And then it became House Bill HR 3200.
And HR 3200 was without form.
And darkness was upon the face of Americans.
And they spoke among themselves, saying, “It is a crock of $hit, and it stinketh.”
And the Americans went unto their Congressmen at Town Hall meetings and said, “It is a pail of dung, and none may abide the odour thereof.”
And the Congressmen went unto their Respective Houses, saying, “It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it.”
And the House of Representatives went unto their House Leaders, saying, “It is a vessel of fertiliser, and none may abide its strength.”
And the House Leaders spoke amongst themselves, saying one to another, “It contains that which aids Legal and Illegal Voter growth, and it is very strong.”
And the House Leadership then went onto the Vice President, saying unto thee, “It promotes Legal and Illegal Voter growth and is very powerful.”
And the Vice President went unto the President, saying unto him, “This new Healthcare Plan will actively promote the growth of Legal and Illegal Democratic voters and Illegal Aliens in the Country; with powerful effects.”
And the President looked upon the Healthcare Plan, and saw that it was good.
And the Healthcare Plan became an Edict and the Edict became Law.
This is How $hit Happens.

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September 29, 2009 at 7:06 am

Posted in Politics

Mandated Healthcare

Will we be required to have Healthcare Insurance like Automobile Insurance?

Will we have a License or I.D. Card?

Could we be fined for not having or adequate levels of Healthcare Insurance?

Our Automobile Insurance is supposedly so high due in part to non-insured and under-insured motorist. What guarantee is there we will not have the same with Healthcare Insurance? How will this be enforced?

Will people be having operations in back alleys that do not have Healthcare Insurance?

Will this create another cottage criminal industry?

Since operating a Motorized Vehicle in most states is a privilege. Is “Living” at the pleasure of the Federal Government a Privilege?

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September 29, 2009 at 7:00 am

Posted in Politics

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September 28, 2009 at 8:48 am

Posted in Talkin' bout' Moi!