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Archive for November 2009

Frikin’ Chikin’ not Rocket Science

A FB/So Called friend said she was getting some LGD and was going to hang on ‘The Porch’. I’m thinking “Man! I ain’t had any LGD in long MF’ing, sounds like a plan! I can almost taste that Chikin’!”

I get my coupons and Store Locator off LGD’s website. Now in spite of the fact it’s cold and wet outside and that I was pretty dang comfortable being a Bum. Here I go to brave the Elements to satisfy my “Hankerin'”

I go down to LGD to get some Chikin’, you see. It’s Sunday Evening around 6:40something and I’m in there and present my 2 coupons to the lady behind the counter, 16 pieces and 30 wing deals. She looked at them and all seem to be in order. She asked what kind of Chikin’ I wanted and what 4 sides. I told her I wanted Xtra Krispy Chikin’ Mashed Taters, Mac-N-Cheese, Cole Slaw and some Green Beans. She looked in the warmers and said they didn’t have 16 pieces of Xtra Krispy to fill my order.

Nothing against her she was very nice, but I had a fleeting thought about such and dismissed it right off the Bat! I’m thinking there is no MF’ing way they will be out of anything at this time! Wrong! Whose Game Plan is this I’m. What kind of Sunday Night Football, cold and wet outside, people stayin’ in type of prep is this? This is a heck of a way to run a Business!

The Lady asks and someone says it’ll be 17 minutes and asks me if I wanted to wait, I say yes. Then someone else says it’ll be 25 minutes. I go “I thought it was going to be 17 minutes”. Someone behind me in line says “Yep! That’s what they said!” Someone behind the counter says something about why it’s going to take longer, but I didn’t hear a word they said. I had stopped listening at this point since it seemed pointless.

I said no thanks and asked if there was another LGD around, but no one seemed to know. The Lady asked what I wanted to do and I said “Forget about it”. The lady asked if I wanted my coupons back and I said no. She said I might be able to use them at another LGD and me thinking “You couldn’t tell me where another one was. So what would the coupons be good for?” I didn’t want to have to look it up on my PDA.

As I was walking outside, a guy who was an employee, who had been out there when I went in, said “Hey Dog what happen?” Didn’t they have what you wanted?” I said no and got in my Truck. I found a Neighborhood Market and got some Wings and took them Home.

I’m probably better off I suppose. More often than not my Fast Food experiences aren’t much fun anymore…

I can still smell that Chikin’ though!

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November 30, 2009 at 4:45 am

Black Friday-vs-Day After Thanksgiving

Why is the term “Black Friday” seemed to be so more in use this year than previous years? I don’t like it, so therefore I will not go out on the Day after Thanksgiving. I think it is a Yankee thing anyway. Nothing against my Northern Brothers and Sisters, but I sense a tinkering of Language by the Socialists.

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November 26, 2009 at 2:01 pm

The Myth of Obama

So the Myth Busters are at the White House today. Supposedly twitting their minutiae. Will we find out that Obama is not a Naturalized US Citizen after all? That Obama is also half White and the glass is half full? Will they test the “One Drop Rule”? That Bill Ayers wrote “Dreams of my Father” That Obama is the first Affirmative Action President?

I truly doubt it.

It’s probably a “Fluff Piece” anyway. I liked the show at first, but it’s become too “Campy” and contrived. The guy with the bald head and the mustache gives me the creeps.

They’ll just add to the myth of Syth called Obama.

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November 23, 2009 at 4:25 pm

Yo Bama – Gangsta Pair-Of-Dice

So how long will it be before all the Gansta Rappers, Race Hustlers and Community Activists call Obama on his Race marker? They have heard the Shuck-N-Jive, but where is the BLING Mo Fo? Where’s that free Gas, No Mo Mortgage Payment, Caviar, Courvoisier with a Coke Back and Mutha Fokkin’ Cristal? WTF? Can’t you help a Brutha out? You got your BLING, where is ours, Bro?

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November 18, 2009 at 3:28 pm

Kewhl! Got home in time to see ‘Glenn Beck’. Dude!

Rats…they’re talking RACE. That’s a “Hot Button” issue. Reminds me of Jerry Springer or some tool having Neo-NAZI’s and African-Americans on the same stage. You know Jerry did it to get some people to fight. I’m waiting for someone to use a word like “Thespian” or “Niggardly”. “What’choo talkin’ ’bout, Willis?” Never mind sounds like they’re getting fired up about talking’ “White”

It’s an Audience of all Conservative African-American’s. One Democrat, a Bishop, but he’s a Conservative Democrat. It doesn’t look like they’re going to fight. They’re bashing Obama; I think I’ll finish watching it. Sounds like people who watched the movie “Zardoz” and looked behind the “Curtain”

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November 14, 2009 at 3:16 am

Capitalism finds a way

OT requirements are being increased for FISCAL Week 46. Work is piling up. This is good NEWS in some Industry Sectors. All in spite of Obama’s arrogance and ignorance, and his Administration attempt at trying to destroy the U.S. Economy with advice from George Soros and William Ayers. This is all done to convert Private Sector Jobs to Government jobs as a reward to the SEIU. Projected Federal Budget Deficit (Obama) is around $1.42 trillion. Up about $958 billion from 2008 (Bush) Budget. Most of the Deficit is from the Bank Bailouts ($700 billion) and the Stimulus Package ($787 billion). The there is the Federal Reserve’s part, $11.2 trillion. Life and Capitalism finds a way…Capitalism might find a way to exit the American scene for the World Stage…Not so easy for its Citizens who will be burden with this debt and that are being enslaved incrementally by Presidential and Congressional edicts at a feverish pace before it is realized.

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November 13, 2009 at 6:52 pm

Say It Ain’t So, Joe the Volcanoe!

The_Papal_BelvedereScientist claims global warming caused by volcanoes, not humans” CO2 is a ‘Gas’ – Volcano Flatulence

This can’t be so! This is some people’s Religion! “Global Warming” “Climate Change”, “Diaper Change” or whatever the “Envrio-Whacko” Flavor of the Month is called. Al “No Debating” Gore has made Millions and needs another Gulf Stream. Don’t worry about what Al Gore is doing, you just keep using 1 sheet of TP, unplug those AC adapters and dry your clothes outside. “Do as I say, not as I do”

The Global Warming fanatics remind me of those Hare Krishna kids who sell crap at Airports and Rock Concerts. You know what you have been drinking or smoking, but WTF were these “True Believers” taking in and where? They were taking in crap that was being feed into their brains by some Fat-Ass Fokker from India.–Politics-Examiner~y2009m11d13-Scientist-claims-global-warming-caused-by-volcanoes-not-humans