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Archive for January 2010

Haitian Orphans and the “N” Word

So where is all the Self Righteous Race Hustlers? What about the children in the Orphanage that were going to die? Where is Jesse “Hi-5” Jackson, Al “Freddie’s Fashion Mart” Sharpton, Oracle Winfrey and all the “Rich-Money Off-Dumb Ass White People” at with the orphans. I didn’t see any stories about how any African-American/Black/Negro/ couples were trying desperately to get the children they had adopted out of Haiti! I’m going to quit before I use the “N” Word, Niggardly. Why are African-Americans so cheap with their money? They get put into power and they’ll spend The People’s money that was taking based on a threat of prosecution so easily?


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January 25, 2010 at 9:09 pm

Sick Man On ‘Do Not Board’ List Flies From Philly

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January 13, 2010 at 11:07 am

Who Do You Think Should Win the Whale Wars?

The Whale Huggers are a danger to everyone involved. They’re going to get someone killed or be killed. They should learn from the Masters, Al Gore and the Oracle of Obama, Oprah. Start a Lie, a Whale of a Lie. Tell it frequently and often. Use Tax Payer Funded Media Outlets like C-SPAN, PBS, NEA, SEIU, GM, Big Pharma and NPR. Get the sympathetic ear of a pathetic Politician in Washerton, District of Colonus. They in turn will get a Latina from the Bar Stool of La Corte Suprema de Cantina to make it Fiat Law, no mas ¡problemo!

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January 11, 2010 at 10:44 am

Windows Vista SUX! My First Encounter

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I was pretty excited about this PC I got from IBM. It’s used, but a Dual-Processor which I have needing to run certain music and video recording programs.

Then I powered it up. I was at a total loss for words. I felt like a Stranger in a Strange Land. I’m changing everything I can to a “Windows Classic” view. A view that made some sense logically as bad as it was. Some functions like exploring your Local Network and Remote Desktop have been made way too convoluted to navigate to. I think this was all done to make Windows easier and more accessible to a greater percentage of the Masses.

Owner Manuals in general are written to be read by someone with an Elementary School Level of Education. Microsoft designed Vista with an Idiot in mind I think. Vista is a Text Book Example of the “Dumbing Down” of America.

PC’s should run with selectable modes, say using the Dreyfus Model (Novice, Advanced beginner, Competent, Proficient and Expert). This would avoid distinction that could possibly make some uncomfortable like idiot, dolt, dullard, addle head, blockhead, bonehead, deadhead, dimwit, dodo, dope, dummy, dunderhead, nincompoop, ninny, nitwit, numbskull, stupid head, thickhead, twit and/or Dumas.

I’ll just remove all the Go Faster, Ground Effects, Bling, Bells, Buzz and Whistles until I get it to run more smoothly.

Darwin, G_D and Obama

Recently I have had to nurse a “Bum Knee”. I over-stressed it or something, but it hurt like a MFSOB! It’s amazing what some of those Heat Wraps and a few Aleve (Gel Caps) can do. Not bad considering Sunday I was totally immobile and pretty much an invalid. Of course the last Heat Pad is due to come off and then on to the Knee Brace. I could have gone to a Doctor to get poked, prodded and probed and spent a bunch of money on some schmucks bad GOLF Game. In the future under Obamacare I might be considered an Outlaw for Self-Diagnosis’s and Self-Treatment. I have United Healthcare PPO through work, I’m Retired Military (Space Available) and can go to any VA Hospital (last resort, HHM). Those are just in case I go missing some digits or extremities. Otherwise I prefer to take care of myself. When it’s time to go, I want to go. I don’t want to be kept alive as a source of Tax Revenue. The Federal Government values your body for enumeration. They will prevent you from dying of Natural Causes in order to keep you Medicated on Fed Meds like a Zombie or Changeling. So much so, that they turn you into an Abomination of a Human Being. Kind of like in the movie the Matrix, a 1.5 Volt “D” Cell Battery. Except you are a Tax Battery!

I’m a True Darwinist and Survivalist of the Fittest. Nation Healthcare in any form is cheating and goes against the system supported by Evolutionists. Anyone supporting Nation Healthcare and believes solely in Evolutionary Theory over Creationism is not being honest with themselves. Common Ground would therefore and should be, “Intelligent Design”

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January 6, 2010 at 11:31 pm