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October 25, 2009 at 2:01 am

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Heil Yella! Uh-oh, SpaghettiOs!: Barack Obama as America’s first Half-Black President

I couldn't resist!

I couldn't resist!

Is it French American, French-American or Franco-American? SpaghettiOs, RavioliOs or regular sghetti/sghetto? I’m partial to RavioliOs with Tabasco to doctor up that Creole like tasting sauce myself. Is my discriminating Cajun taste Racist?

His Wikipedia page states “He is the first African American to hold the office”. Is it African American, African-American, Afro American, Afro-American, Colored (NAACP), Negro (UNCF), Black, Black American, Black-American, Mulatto, Bi-Racial or WTF (I give up!)?

He’s only half Black. His Father abandoned him; his Mother was hardly around and was raised by his White Grandparents. Remember Obama’s Grandmother was a “Typical White Person”. Ever seen that photo of a young Obama toking on a Doobie? See that stupid hat he was wearing? No Self-Respecting Black Dude would wear a dorky hat like that. So how is he America’s first Black President? The big SECRET is that on some of his paperwork it probably says he is White, not Black. Oh, by the way Halle Berry had a similar upbringing. Her Father abandoned her and she was raised by her White Mother, exclusively. How is she Black?

Black if you used the “One-drop rule” created by Segregationist, Obama would be Black. America is the only place in the World where someone’s Race and only the Black Race is determined or claimed with the “One-drop rule”. The descendants of people who had been oppressed by this demeaning rule embrace it today.

Do African-Americans embrace the 3/5 Rule also? What about the “Pencil Test”? Then there is the “Pocahontas exception”.

A person of Obama’s and Halle’s complexion (High Yellow) in Brazil would consider themselves White. It will be interesting to see how the Racial Politics will play out at the 2016 Olympics in Rio de Janeiro. I can see it now when a light brown skinned Brazilian will be offended when Katie Couric (Jewish or Presbyterian?) refers to him/her as Black. Maybe they can Auto-Tune it so it will sound better.

Ha! Ha! Ha! Remember what Wanda Sykes jokingly said or should I say, a “Shout Out” to Black America for a preempted disclaimer notice on Obama if he messes up, “What’s up with the half-white guy?” She’s quacking me up! Preemption: It’s not just for some Old White President anymore.

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October 16, 2009 at 10:00 am

Barack Obama – American Caligula

Is Barack “Little Boots” Obama’s goal to destroy the United States of America as the World has known it? The Nobel Peace Prize was a nod of approval on part of The Socialist in Europe. Behind his smile is a seething and deep rooted hatred of anything European. He disrespects the Queen of England, returns the bust of Winston Churchill and snubbed the PM at the G20 Summit. He is steadfastly destroying the Economy of America with advice from Soros and manipulating the Educational System with Ayers. The numerous “Czars” are the “Shadow Government”.

Why would a prize started by a famous European Industrialist be awarded and honor bestowed upon an individual who seems to be relentless in destroying the strongest nation on Earth? Are they suffering from the “Stockholm Syndrome”?

When will the Domestic Enemy Contingency Operation be triggered?

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October 14, 2009 at 5:22 am

Ronald Reagan on Socialized Medicine

Now back in 1927 an American socialist, Norman Thomas, six times candidate for president on the Socialist Party ticket, said the American people would never vote for socialism. But he said under the name of liberalism the American people would adopt every fragment of the socialist program. There are many ways in which our government has invaded the free precincts of private citizens, method of earning a living; our government is in business to the extent of owning more than 19,000 businesses covering 47 different lines of activity. This amounts to 1/5th of the total industrial capacity of the United States.
But at the moment I would like to talk about another one because this threat is with us, and at the moment, more imminent.
One of the traditional methods of imposing statism or socialism on a people has been by way of medicine. It’s very easy to disguise a medical program as a humanitarian project, most people are a little reluctant to oppose anything that suggests medical care for people who possibly can’t afford it. Now, the American people, if you put it to them about socialized medicine and gave them a chance to choose, would unhesitatingly vote against it. We have an example of this. Under the Truman administration it was proposed that we have a compulsory health insurance program for all people in the United States, and, of course, the American people unhesitatingly rejected this.
So with the American people on record as not wanting socialized medicine, Congressman Ferrand introduced the Ferrand bill. This was the idea that all people of social security age, should be brought under a program of compulsory health insurance. This would not only be our senior citizens, this would be the dependents and those that are disabled, this would be young people if they are dependents of someone eligible for social security.
Now Congressman Ferrand, brought the program out on that idea out , on just for that particular group of people. But Congressman Ferrand was subscribing to this foot-in-the door philosophy, because he said, “If we can only break through and get our foot inside the door, then we can extend the program after that.” Walter Ruth said, “It’s no secret that the United Automobile Workers is officially on record of backing a program of national health insurance.” And by national health insurance, he meant socialized medicine for every American.
Now let us see what the socialist themselves have to say about it. They say once the Ferrand bill is passed this nation will be provided with a mechanism for socialized medicine capable of indefinite expansion in every direction until it includes the entire population. Now we can’t say we haven’t been warned.
Now Congressman Ferrand is no longer a Congressman of the United States government. He has been replaced, not in the particular assignment, but in his backing of such a bill by Congressman King of California. It is presented in the idea of a great emergency that millions of our senior citizens are unable to provide needed medical care. But this ignores that fact that 127 million of our citizens, in just 10 years, have come under the protection of some form of privately owned medical or hospital insurance.
Now the advocates of this bill when you try to oppose it challenge you on an emotional basis and say,  “What would you do? Throw these poor people out to die with no medical attention?
That’s ridiculous and of course no one is advocating it. As a matter of fact, in the last session of Congress a bill was adopted known as the Kerr/Mill bill. Now without even allowing this bill to be tried to see if it works, they have introduced this King bill, which is really the Ferrand bill.
What is the Kerr/Mills bill? It is the frank recognition of the medical need or problem of the senior citizens I have mentioned and it has provided from the federal government, money to the states and the local communities that can be used at the discretion of the states to help those people who need it.
Now what reason could the other people have for backing a bill which says we insist on compulsory health insurance for senior citizens on a basis of age alone regardless if they are worth millions of dollars, whether they have an income, whether they are protected by their own insurance, whether they have savings.
I think we can be excused for believing that as ex-congressman Ferrand said, this was simply an excuse to bring about what they wanted all the time; socialized medicine.
James Madison in 1788 speaking to the Virginia convention said, “Since the general civilization of mankind, I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations.”
They want to attach this bill to social security and they say here is a great insurance program; now instituted, now working.
Let’s take a look at social security itself. Again, very few of us disagree with the original premise that there should be some form of savings that would keep destitution from following unemployment by reason of death, disability or old age. And to this end, social security was adopted, but it was never intended to supplant private savings, private insurance, pension programs of unions and industries.
Now in our country under our free enterprise system we have seen medicine reach the greatest heights that it has in any country in the world. Today, the relationship between patient and doctor in this country is something to be envied any place. The privacy, the care that is given to a person, the right to chose a doctor, the right to go from one doctor to another.
But let’s also look from the other side. The freedom the doctor uses. A doctor would be reluctant to say this. Well, like you, I am only a patient, so I can say it in his behalf. A doctor begins to lose his freedom, it’s like telling a lie. One leads to another. First you decide the doctor can have so many patients. They are equally divided among the  various doctors by the government, but then the doctors are equally divided geographically, so a doctor decides he wants to practice in one town and the government has to say to him he can’t live in that town, they already have enough doctors. You have to go some place else. And from here it is only a short step to dictating where he will go.
This is a freedom I wonder if any of us has a right to take from any human being. I know how I’d feel if you my fellow citizens, that to be an actor I had to be a government employee and work in a national theater. Take it into your own occupation or that of your husband. All of us can see what happens once you establish the precedent that the government can determine a man’s working place and his working methods, determine his employment. From here it is a short step to all the rest of socialism, to determining his pay and pretty soon your son won’t decide when he’s in school where he will go or what he will do for a living. He will wait for the government to tell him where he will go to work and what he will do.
In this country of ours, took place the greatest revolution that has ever taken place in the world’s history; the only true revolution. Every other revolution just exchanged one set of rulers for another. But here, for the first time in all the thousands of years of man’s relations to man, a little group of men, the founding fathers, for the first time, established the idea that you and I had within ourselves, the God given right and ability, to determine our own destiny. This freedom is built into our government with safeguards. We talk democracy today, and strangely, we let democracy begin to assume the aspect of majority rules all that is needed. The “majority rule” is a fine aspect of democracy provided there are guarantees written in to our government concerning the rights of the individual and of the minority.
What can we do about this? Well, you and I can do a great deal. We can write to our congressmen and our senators. We can say right now that we want no further encroachment on these individual liberties and freedoms. And at the moment, the key issue is, we do not want socialized medicine.
In Washington today, 40 thousand letters, less than 100 per congressman are evidence of a trend in public thinking. Representative Hallock of Indiana has said, “When the American people want something from Congress, regardless of its political complexion, if they make their wants known, Congress does what the people want. So write, and if this man writes back to you and tells you that he too is for free enterprise, that we have these great services and so forth, that must be performed by government, don’t let him get away with it. Show that you have not been convinced. Write a letter right back and tell him that you believe government economy and fiscal responsibility, that you know governments don’t tax to get the moneys the need; governments will always find a need for the money they get and that you demand the continuation of our free enterprise system. You and I can do this. The only way we can do it is by writing to our congressmen even we believe that he is on our side to begin with. Write to strengthen his hand. Give him the ability to stand before his colleagues in Congress and say that he has heard from his constituents and this is what they want. Write those letters now and call your friends and them to write. If you don’t, this program I promise you, will pass just as surely as the sun will come up tomorrow and behind it will come other government programs that will invade every area of freedom as we have known it in this country until one day as Normal Thomas said we will wake to find that we have socialism, and if you don’t do this and I don’t do this, one of these days we are going to spend our sunset years telling our children and our children’s children, what it once was like in America when men were free.

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October 13, 2009 at 6:12 pm


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October 12, 2009 at 1:00 pm

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Abu Askar

“Abu Askar the German”? So his family moved to Germany? So they probably lived off Public Assistance like they do in England and other Leftist-Socialist-Terrorist-Cuddling countries? Grew up to cause trouble on foreign soil? Will probably run back to Germany or some Middle Eastern Terror Sponsoring country to hide out? Funds need to be cut off that’s for sure. Any Safe Haven for these Untermenschen should be blocked also. What we have been fighting is a War where the enemy has been using ‘Skirmish” Tactics. The approach to fighting these subhumans was with a view that they are “Insurgents”. They are actually more like a “Tidal Surge” continually advancing physically into Iraq and Afghanistan and retreating into their Safe Havens. While on the lame they are using sympathetic Politicians and the Left-Streaming Media for feigning while they reorganize.

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October 10, 2009 at 1:56 pm

Qualified Nominators for Nobel Peace Prize

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Qualified Nominators
The right to submit proposals for the Nobel Peace Prize shall, by statute, be enjoyed by:

Members of national assemblies and governments of states;
Members of international courts;
University rectors; professors of social sciences, history, philosophy, law and theology; directors of peace research institutes and foreign policy institutes;
Persons who have been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize;
Board members of organizations who have been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize;
Active and former members of the Norwegian Nobel Committee; (proposals by members of the Committee to be submitted no later than at the first meeting of the Committee after February 1) and
Former advisers appointed by the Norwegian Nobel Institute.
The Nobel Peace Prize may also be awarded to institutions and associations.

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October 9, 2009 at 9:21 pm