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Why is it called Toothpaste and not Teethpaste or Teeth Paste? Should you brush only one tooth at a time? Have I been doing it wrong all these years?

While designing one thing I invented something in the process, I think…Have to do some Patent research. I hope it goes over better than my idea for bug spray called the “Final Solution”. Kind of like that idea for a brothel, “The Busy Beaver” or coming out with the first ever “Teeth Brush”. I mean, why is it called a “Tooth Brush”? Are you supposed to clean one tooth at a time? I brush my teeth not my, a or just one tooth!

Jägermeister: a.k.a. Liquid Crack. It will make you do things most liquor won’t. It’s all fun and games until the jager comes out then you end up sexing up fat chicks.

Nothing is impossible, implausible maybe, not impossible…
When I think I’m having a “Bad Day” it only seems that way until I stub one of my toes (the little ones are the worst!), bite my tongue or burn myself. My Life always seems to have been so much more wonderful before.

I haven’t got jack done..Procrastinators’ Motto: Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow!


Written by laughingblogger

October 3, 2009 at 3:18 am

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