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From the U.S. Department of State Bureau of Consular Affairs Visa Services:
The congressionally mandated Diversity Immigrant Visa Program is administered on an annual basis by the Department of State and conducted under the terms of Section 203(c) of the Immigration and Nationality Act (INA). Section 131 of the Immigration Act of 1990 (Pub. L. 101-649) amended INA 203 to provide for a new class of immigrants known as “diversity immigrants” (DV immigrants). Alien petitioners for the Diversity Visa Program will no longer be permitted to submit a petition by mail. Instead, the Department will require that all petitions be submitted to it in an electronic format, using an Internet website dedicated specifically to the submission and receipt of Diversity Visa

The Official US Green Card Lottery program benefits:
•50,000 people and their families will Live, Work and Study in USA.
•OFFICIAL USA Governmental program.
•Your chance to LIVE, WORK & STUDY in USA.
•Simple registration within 5 minutes.
•Personal support in every step.
•Double chance for Married People to win the US Green Card.
Important to all:
•According to the US DEPARTMENT OF STATE entries for the US GREEN CARD LOTTERY must be submitted electronically via the ELECTRONIC DIVERSITY VISA ENTRY FORM.
•USA Green Card Lottery Organization is now accepting US Green Card applications online.
How much does it cost?
Participation in Diversity Visa program is FREE. USA Green Card Lottery Organization charges for its professional and expertise service we give you. Our professional service includes: Green Card application service, information check, correcting of wrong or invalid data, support in different languages, correct completion of the Green Card application, and submission of the application on time and to the correct address. USAGreenCardLottery.org ensures that your Diversity Visa application will not be disqualified.

Overview
The US Green Card Lottery Program, known as DV (Diversity Visa) Lottery program, is a good opportunity for potential immigrants to obtain the status as a permanent legal resident of the USA. This program runs each year and provides 50,000 “Green Cards” to applicants randomly selected in a lottery process.

How it Works
This official program will make permanent residence visas available to persons meeting the simple, but strict, eligibility requirements. Applicants for Diversity Visa are chosen by a computer-generated random lottery drawing. The U.S. government makes available 50,000 permanent residence visas each year for this program. Application to this program is open for all individuals worldwide that fulfill the two basic entry requirements. The visas are distributed among six geographic regions with a greater number of visas going to regions with lower rates of immigration, and with no visas going to citizens of countries sending more than 50,000 immigrants to the U.S. in the past five years. Within each region, no one country may receive more than seven percent of the available Diversity Visas in any one year.

An Official Program by USA Congress
The Immigrant Diversity Visa Lottery has been established in the 1996 Immigration Act in order to give immigration opportunity to natives from countries other than the main source of immigration to the U.S.A. This official U.S. government program aims to diversify the American population by creating an immigration opportunity to live, work and study in the U.S.A.

Green Card Lottery

Live & Work in USA!

Participate in the Official US Government D.V. Lottery program now.

Free Eligibility Test!
*Every winner receives FREE airfare to the USA

The DV-2011 Green Card Lottery is Closed. Applications are accepted for DV-2012 (Green Card Lottery 2010)

What is the USA GREEN CARD LOTTERY?
Every Year, the Diversity Visa Lottery (DV) Program Grants 50,000 visas to people all around the world. All 50,000 Winners are issued a US GREEN CARD authorizing them and their families to live and work in the United States! USA Green Card Lottery Organization invites you to take advantage of this opportunity now! more info

Services USA Green Card Lottery Site U.S. State Dept. Website
Registration Available now
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Free of Charge
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Registration 365 days a year
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Free airline ticket for winners to come to the USA*
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Sending photos by post mail
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Online support by experts
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Update of contact information at any time
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Multiple years submissions
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The Official US Green Card Lottery program benefits:
•50,000 people and their families will Live, Work and Study in USA.
•OFFICIAL USA Governmental program.
•Your chance to LIVE, WORK & STUDY in USA.
•Simple registration within 5 minutes.
•Personal support in every step.
•Double chance for Married People to win the US Green Card.
Important to all:
•According to the US DEPARTMENT OF STATE entries for the US GREEN CARD LOTTERY must be submitted electronically via the ELECTRONIC DIVERSITY VISA ENTRY FORM.
•USA Green Card Lottery Organization is now accepting US Green Card applications online.
How much does it cost?
Participation in Diversity Visa program is FREE. USA Green Card Lottery Organization charges for its professional and expertise service we give you. Our professional service includes: Green Card application service, information check, correcting of wrong or invalid data, support in different languages, correct completion of the Green Card application, and submission of the application on time and to the correct address. USAGreenCardLottery.org ensures that your Diversity Visa application will not be disqualified. For more information send us your question or our Facts & FAQ.
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IMMIGRATION NEWS:

US GREEN CARD SERVICES IS NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS ONLINE FOR DV-2012
From the U.S. Department of State Bureau of Consular Affairs Visa Services:
The congressionally mandated Diversity Immigrant Visa Program is administered on an annual basis by the Department of State and conducted under the terms of Section 203(c) of the Immigration and Nationality Act (INA). Section 131 of the Immigration Act of 1990 (Pub. L. 101-649) amended INA 203 to provide for a new class of immigrants known as “diversity immigrants” (DV immigrants). Alien petitioners for the Diversity Visa Program will no longer be permitted to submit a petition by mail. Instead, the Department will require that all petitions be submitted to it in an electronic format, using an Internet website dedicated specifically to the submission and receipt of Diversity Visa.

Written by laughingblogger

February 26, 2010 at 12:09 am

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Obama Doc

The Doctors for Obamacare will come from Turd World Nations such as Haiti. The truly qualified individuals will flee the CONUS due in large part to the rapidly decreasing value of a Medical License issued from American States and the absolute and complete corruption of the AMA. A Stimulus package will be passed by Congress issued by Executive Order to rebuild Haiti. A Degree Mill, I mean a Medical School will be built to pump out, I mean Train and Qualify Gang Bangers, I mean disadvantaged Youths to become Witch Doctors, I mean Medical Doctors to misdiagnose, I mean diagnose and issue Prescriptions for Big Pharma Fed Meds, I mean Drugs. Whew! I need to see a Real Doctor the next time I go to “John Galts Island”

http://www.uag.edu/medicine/

http://www.monroenews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20100219/NEWS01/702199972/-1/NEWS

http://www.ehow.com/about_4727555_haiti-medical-schools-training.html

Muslim First

American Soldier or Muslim first? Camp Danger Iraq – Alberto B. Martinez: Claymore Mine Fellow Soldiers, Kuwait – Hasan Akbar: Grenade Fragging Fellow Soldiers , Fort Hood – Nadal Hasan: Shooting unarmed Fellow Soldiers, Dependents and Civilians in the head and 4 Soldiers (Arabic Translators) accused of trying to poison Fellow Soldier’s Food Supply at Fort Jackson.

Hasan seems to be a favorite name. I wonder if any of these people own a copy of “The Catcher In The Rye” Hmmm…

Written by laughingblogger

February 18, 2010 at 10:34 pm