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The Healthcare Plan

In the beginning was the Universal Healthcare Plan.
And then it became House Bill HR 3200.
And HR 3200 was without form.
And darkness was upon the face of Americans.
And they spoke among themselves, saying, “It is a crock of $hit, and it stinketh.”
And the Americans went unto their Congressmen at Town Hall meetings and said, “It is a pail of dung, and none may abide the odour thereof.”
And the Congressmen went unto their Respective Houses, saying, “It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it.”
And the House of Representatives went unto their House Leaders, saying, “It is a vessel of fertiliser, and none may abide its strength.”
And the House Leaders spoke amongst themselves, saying one to another, “It contains that which aids Legal and Illegal Voter growth, and it is very strong.”
And the House Leadership then went onto the Vice President, saying unto thee, “It promotes Legal and Illegal Voter growth and is very powerful.”
And the Vice President went unto the President, saying unto him, “This new Healthcare Plan will actively promote the growth of Legal and Illegal Democratic voters and Illegal Aliens in the Country; with powerful effects.”
And the President looked upon the Healthcare Plan, and saw that it was good.
And the Healthcare Plan became an Edict and the Edict became Law.
This is How $hit Happens.

Written by laughingblogger

October 3, 2009 at 7:30 pm

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