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Confessions of a Public Defender

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This covers it all concerning African-Americans, not black folks in general, in the US Criminal Justice System. Never been arrested nor have been to court facing charges myself. I have been to several jury pools and seen the behavior stated by this Public Defender of African-Americans. All of this behavior is displayed in our public schools, malls, restaurants, government offices, etc..

http://www.amren.com/features/2014/05/confessions-of-a-public-defender/

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January 5, 2015 at 5:10 pm

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When The Obama’s Take Over America

When The Obama's Take Over America

Written by laughingblogger

February 3, 2011 at 5:18 am

Affirmative Action Is Like A Box Of Chocolate

So we got the new “Karate Kid” movie out. Stars Jackie Chan and Jaden Smith. Now why Jaden Smith? Well that’s Will Smith’s Son!

Will Smith himself is a likeable person for the most part, but he hasn’t displayed Acting Talents of a Super Star. Then again what makes a Super Star?

Being a Super Star is not saying anything about an Actors ability to convey something through his Art as a Thespian. Remember All Adult Actors are referred to as a “Porn Star”. The value of the word “Star” was diluted with a key stroke or stroke of a pen or some kind of stroke.

Now ever since the beginning of children of Movies Stars becoming Actors to follow in the craft of their parent(s) there has been a percieved problem of Nepotism. Some have used their real family names to avoid such talk and/or have purposely requested small parts to hone their skills. Others of lesser character opt for the Fast Track, which can make them a Shooting Star with a Life Span to match.

Now back to Will Smith…Ever since the 70’s Black Actors were starting to be foisted upon American Society in Film, Stage and Television. Now there were some mixing of the Races at the Movie Theater, but not at home. No, because a Man’s home is his Castle and that would have been perceived as a Home Invasion by some folks.

Call it Racist, Bigoted or Xenophobic it doesn’t matter. It’s like A good review versus a bad review, but nothing is worse than no review.

We, Us Americans or some that will speak for them feel inundate with Actors of a different stripe thrown at us and stuffed down our throats. You got Will Smith, Wesley Snipes, Danny Glover and some other guy who doesn’t come to mind right now. Now the guy who I can’t remember has at least played a Bad Guy in a movie. The other 3 always have to be the Protagonist, but come off more like a False Protagonist.

We have Ellen Degeneres foisted upon us for some unknown, but I know reason. American Express commercials, Judge on some show and all over the Internet. I mean it reminds me of the days leading up to a big Rock Band coming to town with all the airplay of the Band’s music on the Radio Station. I actually remember hearing someone calling into a Station and stated just that “Dude! Nuff with tha Elton John music already!”

So we will now have the Son of a False Actor foisted upon us.

Now you my ask yourself ” Is this my beautiful House and is this my beautiful Wife?” and the answer is No because it was made by the EEOC Branch in Hollywood. You my ask yourself “How does this tie in with Affirmative Action?” but to explain it would make for a bad joke.

The Black population of the United States is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you are going to get.

I wonder how Bruce Willis would have done as the Teacher? Would he be able to call or refer to the “Kid” as a boy? If he did would the “Karate Kid” say “Whatchoo talkin’ bout Willis?”

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Power To, I Mean, Control The People!

Obama said to Joe the Plumber: “It’s not that I want to punish your success. I just want to make sure that everybody who is behind you, that they’ve got a chance at success, too… My attitude is that if the economy’s good for folks from the bottom up, it’s gonna be good for everybody. If you’ve got a plumbing business, you’re gonna be better off […] if you’ve got a whole bunch of customers who can afford to hire you, and right now everybody’s so pinched that business is bad for everybody and I think when you spread the wealth around, it’s good for everybody.”

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_the_Plumber#Encounter_with_Barack_Obama

Maxine Waters told Shell Oil President John Hofmeister: “Guess what this liberal will be all about, this liberal will be all about socializing… taking over and the government running all of your companies”

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maxine_Waters

Al Sharpton Said Sunday: “First of all, then we have to say the American public overwhelmingly voted for socialism when they elected President Obama,” Sharpton said. “Let’s not act as though the president didn’t tell the American people – the president offered the American people health reform when he ran. He was overwhelmingly elected running on that and he has delivered what he promised.”

http://www.businessandmedia.org/articles/2010/20100322075413.aspx

http://www.opposingviews.com/i/al-sharpton-americans-voted-for-socialism-when-they-elected-obama

Rep. John Dingell (D-MI) said in an interview March 22 that “…it takes a long time to do the necessary administrative steps that have to be taken to put the legislation together to control the people.”

http://hotair.com/archives/2010/03/24/dingell-it-will-take-a-while-for-obamacare-to-control-the-people/

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March 23, 2010 at 5:30 pm

Green Card Lottery! !Yee! Haw!

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From the U.S. Department of State Bureau of Consular Affairs Visa Services:
The congressionally mandated Diversity Immigrant Visa Program is administered on an annual basis by the Department of State and conducted under the terms of Section 203(c) of the Immigration and Nationality Act (INA). Section 131 of the Immigration Act of 1990 (Pub. L. 101-649) amended INA 203 to provide for a new class of immigrants known as “diversity immigrants” (DV immigrants). Alien petitioners for the Diversity Visa Program will no longer be permitted to submit a petition by mail. Instead, the Department will require that all petitions be submitted to it in an electronic format, using an Internet website dedicated specifically to the submission and receipt of Diversity Visa

The Official US Green Card Lottery program benefits:
•50,000 people and their families will Live, Work and Study in USA.
•OFFICIAL USA Governmental program.
•Your chance to LIVE, WORK & STUDY in USA.
•Simple registration within 5 minutes.
•Personal support in every step.
•Double chance for Married People to win the US Green Card.
Important to all:
•According to the US DEPARTMENT OF STATE entries for the US GREEN CARD LOTTERY must be submitted electronically via the ELECTRONIC DIVERSITY VISA ENTRY FORM.
•USA Green Card Lottery Organization is now accepting US Green Card applications online.
How much does it cost?
Participation in Diversity Visa program is FREE. USA Green Card Lottery Organization charges for its professional and expertise service we give you. Our professional service includes: Green Card application service, information check, correcting of wrong or invalid data, support in different languages, correct completion of the Green Card application, and submission of the application on time and to the correct address. USAGreenCardLottery.org ensures that your Diversity Visa application will not be disqualified.

Overview
The US Green Card Lottery Program, known as DV (Diversity Visa) Lottery program, is a good opportunity for potential immigrants to obtain the status as a permanent legal resident of the USA. This program runs each year and provides 50,000 “Green Cards” to applicants randomly selected in a lottery process.

How it Works
This official program will make permanent residence visas available to persons meeting the simple, but strict, eligibility requirements. Applicants for Diversity Visa are chosen by a computer-generated random lottery drawing. The U.S. government makes available 50,000 permanent residence visas each year for this program. Application to this program is open for all individuals worldwide that fulfill the two basic entry requirements. The visas are distributed among six geographic regions with a greater number of visas going to regions with lower rates of immigration, and with no visas going to citizens of countries sending more than 50,000 immigrants to the U.S. in the past five years. Within each region, no one country may receive more than seven percent of the available Diversity Visas in any one year.

An Official Program by USA Congress
The Immigrant Diversity Visa Lottery has been established in the 1996 Immigration Act in order to give immigration opportunity to natives from countries other than the main source of immigration to the U.S.A. This official U.S. government program aims to diversify the American population by creating an immigration opportunity to live, work and study in the U.S.A.

Green Card Lottery

Live & Work in USA!

Participate in the Official US Government D.V. Lottery program now.

Free Eligibility Test!
*Every winner receives FREE airfare to the USA

The DV-2011 Green Card Lottery is Closed. Applications are accepted for DV-2012 (Green Card Lottery 2010)

What is the USA GREEN CARD LOTTERY?
Every Year, the Diversity Visa Lottery (DV) Program Grants 50,000 visas to people all around the world. All 50,000 Winners are issued a US GREEN CARD authorizing them and their families to live and work in the United States! USA Green Card Lottery Organization invites you to take advantage of this opportunity now! more info

Services USA Green Card Lottery Site U.S. State Dept. Website
Registration Available now
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Registration 365 days a year
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Free airline ticket for winners to come to the USA*
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Sending photos by post mail
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Online support by experts
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Update of contact information at any time
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Multiple years submissions
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The Official US Green Card Lottery program benefits:
•50,000 people and their families will Live, Work and Study in USA.
•OFFICIAL USA Governmental program.
•Your chance to LIVE, WORK & STUDY in USA.
•Simple registration within 5 minutes.
•Personal support in every step.
•Double chance for Married People to win the US Green Card.
Important to all:
•According to the US DEPARTMENT OF STATE entries for the US GREEN CARD LOTTERY must be submitted electronically via the ELECTRONIC DIVERSITY VISA ENTRY FORM.
•USA Green Card Lottery Organization is now accepting US Green Card applications online.
How much does it cost?
Participation in Diversity Visa program is FREE. USA Green Card Lottery Organization charges for its professional and expertise service we give you. Our professional service includes: Green Card application service, information check, correcting of wrong or invalid data, support in different languages, correct completion of the Green Card application, and submission of the application on time and to the correct address. USAGreenCardLottery.org ensures that your Diversity Visa application will not be disqualified. For more information send us your question or our Facts & FAQ.
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IMMIGRATION NEWS:

US GREEN CARD SERVICES IS NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS ONLINE FOR DV-2012
From the U.S. Department of State Bureau of Consular Affairs Visa Services:
The congressionally mandated Diversity Immigrant Visa Program is administered on an annual basis by the Department of State and conducted under the terms of Section 203(c) of the Immigration and Nationality Act (INA). Section 131 of the Immigration Act of 1990 (Pub. L. 101-649) amended INA 203 to provide for a new class of immigrants known as “diversity immigrants” (DV immigrants). Alien petitioners for the Diversity Visa Program will no longer be permitted to submit a petition by mail. Instead, the Department will require that all petitions be submitted to it in an electronic format, using an Internet website dedicated specifically to the submission and receipt of Diversity Visa.

Written by laughingblogger

February 26, 2010 at 12:09 am

Posted in Uncategorized

Obama Doc

The Doctors for Obamacare will come from Turd World Nations such as Haiti. The truly qualified individuals will flee the CONUS due in large part to the rapidly decreasing value of a Medical License issued from American States and the absolute and complete corruption of the AMA. A Stimulus package will be passed by Congress issued by Executive Order to rebuild Haiti. A Degree Mill, I mean a Medical School will be built to pump out, I mean Train and Qualify Gang Bangers, I mean disadvantaged Youths to become Witch Doctors, I mean Medical Doctors to misdiagnose, I mean diagnose and issue Prescriptions for Big Pharma Fed Meds, I mean Drugs. Whew! I need to see a Real Doctor the next time I go to “John Galts Island”

http://www.uag.edu/medicine/

http://www.monroenews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20100219/NEWS01/702199972/-1/NEWS

http://www.ehow.com/about_4727555_haiti-medical-schools-training.html

Windows Vista SUX! My First Encounter

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I was pretty excited about this PC I got from IBM. It’s used, but a Dual-Processor which I have needing to run certain music and video recording programs.

Then I powered it up. I was at a total loss for words. I felt like a Stranger in a Strange Land. I’m changing everything I can to a “Windows Classic” view. A view that made some sense logically as bad as it was. Some functions like exploring your Local Network and Remote Desktop have been made way too convoluted to navigate to. I think this was all done to make Windows easier and more accessible to a greater percentage of the Masses.

Owner Manuals in general are written to be read by someone with an Elementary School Level of Education. Microsoft designed Vista with an Idiot in mind I think. Vista is a Text Book Example of the “Dumbing Down” of America.

PC’s should run with selectable modes, say using the Dreyfus Model (Novice, Advanced beginner, Competent, Proficient and Expert). This would avoid distinction that could possibly make some uncomfortable like idiot, dolt, dullard, addle head, blockhead, bonehead, deadhead, dimwit, dodo, dope, dummy, dunderhead, nincompoop, ninny, nitwit, numbskull, stupid head, thickhead, twit and/or Dumas.

I’ll just remove all the Go Faster, Ground Effects, Bling, Bells, Buzz and Whistles until I get it to run more smoothly.