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PNP Activist Tool Kit

I didn’t bother to read due to fear of an aneurism, but I’m sure they tell you how to get financing to run your little Propaganda Fruit Stand.

Some Poor Asian Bastard Kid


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July 29, 2010 at 1:58 pm

Drunk As A Kennedy, Spend Money Like A Kennedy

I hereby Cut all references to “Sailors” and have Pasted “Kennedy”. Pasted and plastered suit Kennedy’s, IMMFHO.

A Kennedy never drinks, But if he does drink,

he never gets drunk, But if he does get drunk,

he never stumbles, but if he does stumble,

he never falls, but If he does fall,

he’ll fall in such a wayThat all passers-by will mistake him for a Human Being.

– The End –

Next little ditty I’m working on goes like this:

A Kennedy never spends money, but if he does spend money,

he spends other peoples (OPP) money , the Taxpayers!

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May 21, 2010 at 12:40 pm

Some Americans

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The New Economy

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Democrat Party is the Death Party. Stupak lost his Pro-Life status when he voted “Yes” on the Healthcare Bill.

Now we can look forward to 4 years of increased taxation for a program that won’t start until then.

Most elderly people I know who had a stay at a Hospital leave with other ailments they acquire from all the Germs and Viruses brought in by Medically unscreened Illegal Immigrants and unsanitary practices of the Hospital Staff.

That Hand Sanitizer is not doing anything but giving you a false sense of Security. If you have MRSA on your hands and it is resistant to any and all Anti-Biotics, do you think Hand Sanitizer is going to kill it?

I think I’ll pay all my Bills off, Sell my House when I can and go into the Underground Economy. I can make money by selling Drugs to all the children of the Far Left.

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March 21, 2010 at 10:02 pm

Stupak Lets Satan Loose Upon The Earth!

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March 21, 2010 at 6:14 pm

Fox NEWS, Megyn Kelly and Lawyers

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Okay, Fox NEWS Live or whatever you have Megyn Kelly (A Lawyer) talking about what Obama (A Lawyer) said in reference to a decision by the Supreme Court (More Lawyers) during the State Of The Union address.

Then there is “Megyn’s Court” where she hold a “Show Trial” on people in the NEWS. I think she was a Corporate lawyer climbing the Company Blather.

This Country is being ran by Mandarins.

Who Do You Think Should Win the Whale Wars?

The Whale Huggers are a danger to everyone involved. They’re going to get someone killed or be killed. They should learn from the Masters, Al Gore and the Oracle of Obama, Oprah. Start a Lie, a Whale of a Lie. Tell it frequently and often. Use Tax Payer Funded Media Outlets like C-SPAN, PBS, NEA, SEIU, GM, Big Pharma and NPR. Get the sympathetic ear of a pathetic Politician in Washerton, District of Colonus. They in turn will get a Latina from the Bar Stool of La Corte Suprema de Cantina to make it Fiat Law, no mas ¡problemo!

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January 11, 2010 at 10:44 am