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African-American Jurisprudence Part Deaux

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Of course they removed it! It was vile, vulgar and all kinds of stuff, but it is what White People are feeling, have felt or even dared to have thunk! Perish the thought! Despicable and niggardly!

My comment was, as posted:

This is part of African-American Jurisprudence – Never admit, address or concede that an African-American is responsible much less accountable for anything they do and especially if it is some White Person!

Choke Lumumba is mixed, High Yella, Mo Tea/Hold De Door/Um Back House Negro descendant or a combination thereof. Just do a google search on him in images and draw your own conclusion of what he is all about.

Rape, kill it, rape and molest again, Bar-B-Q dead babies, Rape and beat until unrecognizable, hide behind a non-existent victim hold, starve it, Rape it some more, beat it, infant die on bathroom floor in own vomit, ad nauseam, but never turn a Brother or a Sister over to the Man!

Use Affirmative Action to get FREE College, Law School, and work for the Government and have Whitey beg for mandated services, Pro Athlete Rape Whitey’s Daughters and Son’s.

Rape, Beat beyond recognition, murder beautiful White Anchor Woman worse than an Animal, show no remorse, hide behind non-existent victim hood, Mommy was drug addict, bad childhood, mouthed across Courtroom “Mommy I wuv u”, Awe the dumas white liberals and self-loathing Jews. Should have been taken out immediately and stuffed into a Wood Chipper.

This is what I had wanted to post, but it was too long:

This is part of African-American Jurisprudence – Never admit, address or concede that an African-American is responsible much less accountable for anything they do and especially if it is some White Person!

Choke Lumumba is mixed, High Yella, Mo Tea/Hold De Door/Um Back House Negro descendant or a combination thereof. Just do a google search on him in images and draw your own conclusion of what he is all about.

Rape, kill it, rape and molest again, Bar-B-Q dead babies, Rape and beat until unrecognizable, hide behind a non-existent victim hold, starve it, Rape it some more, beat it, infant die on bathroom floor in own vomit, ad nauseam, but never turn a Brother or a Sister over to the Man!

Use Affirmative Action to get FREE College, Law School, and work for the Government and have Whitey beg for mandated services, Pro Athlete Rape Whitey’s Daughters and Son’s.

Rape, Beat beyond recognition, murder beautiful White Anchor Woman worse than an Animal, show no remorse, hide behind non-existent victim hood, Mommy was drug addict, bad childhood, mouthed across Courtroom “Mommy I wuv u”, Awe the dumas white liberals and self-loathing Jews. Should have been taken out immediately and stuffed into a Wood Chipper.

Yes Virginia! Plantation owners did experiment successfully with eugenics as has been done for thousand of years with plants, crops, livestock and humans. Some African-Americans are “Pit Bulls” and serve, has not served nor will ever serve society in any positive way ever! They are like child molesters, there is no cure!

Rape, Murder, Slaughter, Drano, Laugh, Sodomize, choke, Rape, mutilate, laugh, torture, laugh at dying White Person.

Ha! Ha!

http://www.npr.org/2010/12/30/132469782/sisters-kidney-donation-condition-of-mississippi-parole

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July 29, 2010 at 5:49 am

Cleopatra Was Not A Charlatan From Ft. Lauderdale

Cleopatra would have traced herself to Ptolemy I Soter. She was the result of her Father and his Sister (Her Mother and Aunt). Cleopatra was married to 2 of her own Brothers. Aristocrats and Royalty inter-married, you know, inbreed. Her lineage is documented as Greek from Macedonian stock.

The person in question is her Grandmother. Her Grandfather had a child with a person of unknown lineage. Royalty did and still does not allow children from outside the bloodline, in this case Greek Macedonian, to be in any line of succession.

 That is why they did the whole inbreeding thing. If Cleopatra was of inferior stock then it would have been noted as it always was and Cleopatra would never get her face on a coin much less her butt on a throne.

Alexander the Great ran the Persians out Egypt and Ptolemy I Soter became its ruler after Alexander’s death. The Persians had broken the Egyptian line of rule. The Egyptians bloodline up to the time of the Persian invasion had been getting polluted with the blood of other races from slaves. The Egyptians were on their last leg and were easy pickings for the well organized Persians.

Remember though, Cleopatra’s family was not Egyptian. Calling them that would have been tantamount to calling them a bunch of, you know, Negroes.

At most, but highly unlikely, Cleopatra would had been ¼ Black, but kind of Black?

I suppose Shirea Carroll is using the racist “One Drop” rule. Why do a people who were segregated by the use of that rule previously embrace it now?

Sadly this is all a result of Afro-Centrist revisionist Herstory. You there might have been a reason Moses was kept the Jews in the desert/wilderness for 40 years. Breeding out the “Slave” mentality could have been one of them. Descendants of slaves in America today are called African-American, not to be confused with African. Obama is of African descent, specifically Kenyan, but he is not an African-American since his ancestors were not slaves.

Maybe African-Americans will wake up and walk away from the “Race Hustlers” like Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and Oprah Winfried and seek out the leaders in the African-American Community that can act as their “Moses”. Africans went back to Africa prior to the War Between the States (Civil War), after the that Some freed slaves went back to Africa, but many stayed behind stayed in America. Some getting no more than 40 acres I am sure the choicest soil, sic and a Mule, but many getting nothing.

The Race Hustlers do not want African-Americans to cleanse themselves of their hate for Whites and shed the “Slave” mentality. Bid’ness be good!

Remember also, there were Blacks who owned slaves. Although the percentage is very small the fact is other Blacks owned Blacks. In cases were slaves overthrew there oppressors they enslaved their fellow Blacks who they thought were too cozy with the Master. I sure there was some animosity between the Field Slaves and the House Slaves regardless where Blacks where.

The original freed slaves of America never had a chance to make their journey through the desert to the Promised Land mainly because no one told them there was one to go to and much less a Moses to take them there.

Maybe African-Americans need to have Mini-Journeys with Modern Moses on days like Martin Luther King Jr. day and Juneteenth. Reflect back, educate, heal and finally, move forward. The first step is the hardest and has to be done a group in unison with one thought of becoming Americans. After all, some, not all, hate me because I look White.

I trace my bloodline back to Oslo, Norway to the Normans to the English to the Norman-Irish/Scot-Irish/Irish to Jamestown to probably Melungeons. My ancestor that came to Jamestown did so with 8 of his brothers from Ireland. I am part Irish, Scottish, German, Indian, African, Welsh, Scot-Irish, English, French and Scandinavian, but I consider myself American. I do like to kick up my heels with some Scot-Irish based Hill Billy music though. Top o’ tha morning to ya!

No don’t force buss me, try to rewrite America’s History, shove Affirmative Action down us White looking folks throats nor try to get me to Love somebody of a different race based solely on race. I don’t even like most White people. In fact I pretty much don’t like too many people and even fewer than I can stand being around or talking to and none are based on race. It is based on who rubs me the wrong way and/or gets on my nerves by trying to get up in my Bid’ness or bust my chops to get me upset with their attempts to demean me.

Remember these are America’s Blacks. Don’t have some “Johnny Come Lately” from some Island or from a nation off the Continent of Africa work this Minority thing. If they come from another Country they don’t get Minority status and no “Minority Anchor Babies” either! Most Blacks from other countries are from the majority race, but come here and work the system. All they are doing is diluting African-American’s franchise. Just because they look “Black” does not mean they are your Brother or Sister. Your Brother or Sister is the one who offers you their hand not the one stepping over everyone’s head to get to the head of the line.

I’m willing to operate within a system where all Americans come together to help “Our Blacks” through a process leading to the emergence of something they can and only they can call their own. Maybe after their journey they might refer to themselves still as African-Americans or maybe they might call themselves Americans of African ancestry who happen to look Black.

First thing need a/some Moses(s) and some Healers.

To the Race Hustler’s I could be the most dangerous person in America!

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/movies/2010/06/19/2010-06-19_angelina_jolie_draws_criticism_for_being_too_white_to_play_cleopatra_in_upcoming.html

https://laughingblogger.wordpress.com/2009/10/16/uh-oh-spaghettios-barack-obama-as-americas-first-half-black-president/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_Cleo

Haitian Orphans and the “N” Word

So where is all the Self Righteous Race Hustlers? What about the children in the Orphanage that were going to die? Where is Jesse “Hi-5” Jackson, Al “Freddie’s Fashion Mart” Sharpton, Oracle Winfrey and all the “Rich-Money Off-Dumb Ass White People” at with the orphans. I didn’t see any stories about how any African-American/Black/Negro/ couples were trying desperately to get the children they had adopted out of Haiti! I’m going to quit before I use the “N” Word, Niggardly. Why are African-Americans so cheap with their money? They get put into power and they’ll spend The People’s money that was taking based on a threat of prosecution so easily?

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January 25, 2010 at 9:09 pm

G_D, Guns and the GOP

The GOP needs to be honest and forthcoming in taking inventory and running “Political Spectrum Analysis” on its members. GOP members might not like it and want to veil their Leftist inclinations under the GOP’s Big Top. Let the Sun Shine in and they can decide for themselves whether to stay or go.

The GOP doesn’t need any more Arlen Specter’s or Jim Jeffers’s pulling the “Eject Handle” or buying “Ill Bill of Goods” from the Opposition Party.

The problem seems to be with the GOP in general. Dede Scozzafava is a “Lefty”; last name sounds like a CAPTCHAs phrase and she abandoned ship due to sagging poll numbers. She was not properly vetted most likely. She probably didn’t realize what she was getting into.

The local GOP Leadership would have served its members better by walking into a Cabella’s and choosing any customer at random to run on the Republican ticket.

Candidates need a Back-Bone or grow one. Some charges about candidates are never even challenged. Take the “Racist” charge. It reminds me of “Spectra Evidence” used during the Salem Witch Trials. If a Candidate is charged with such, have the accuser prove it. It can’t be proven that anyone is a Racist since a definitive definition doesn’t exist and it shouldn’t be allowed to be defined by the accuser either. We relinquish way too much Political Power in these unchallenged Public Trials of Candidates that never make it to the “Discovery Phase”. Anybody ever get a definitive definition of “Pornography” I never got one that satisfied my Intellect.

Remember when Trent Lott was accused of being a Racist for saying something nice about some Old White Dude? Fokk that! He acted like a Biaotch and ain’t been the same since. After he had to publicly kiss the A$$ of some Black Folks, resigned from the Senate and now selling his wares in the Halls of Congress as a Lobbyist.

Class over, you have been Skool’d…

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November 7, 2009 at 4:16 pm

Rubber Stamping Immigrants Health Exams

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November 5, 2009 at 8:49 am

Heil Yella! Uh-oh, SpaghettiOs!: Barack Obama as America’s first Half-Black President

I couldn't resist!

I couldn't resist!

Is it French American, French-American or Franco-American? SpaghettiOs, RavioliOs or regular sghetti/sghetto? I’m partial to RavioliOs with Tabasco to doctor up that Creole like tasting sauce myself. Is my discriminating Cajun taste Racist?

His Wikipedia page states “He is the first African American to hold the office”. Is it African American, African-American, Afro American, Afro-American, Colored (NAACP), Negro (UNCF), Black, Black American, Black-American, Mulatto, Bi-Racial or WTF (I give up!)?

He’s only half Black. His Father abandoned him; his Mother was hardly around and was raised by his White Grandparents. Remember Obama’s Grandmother was a “Typical White Person”. Ever seen that photo of a young Obama toking on a Doobie? See that stupid hat he was wearing? No Self-Respecting Black Dude would wear a dorky hat like that. So how is he America’s first Black President? The big SECRET is that on some of his paperwork it probably says he is White, not Black. Oh, by the way Halle Berry had a similar upbringing. Her Father abandoned her and she was raised by her White Mother, exclusively. How is she Black?

Black if you used the “One-drop rule” created by Segregationist, Obama would be Black. America is the only place in the World where someone’s Race and only the Black Race is determined or claimed with the “One-drop rule”. The descendants of people who had been oppressed by this demeaning rule embrace it today.

Do African-Americans embrace the 3/5 Rule also? What about the “Pencil Test”? Then there is the “Pocahontas exception”.

A person of Obama’s and Halle’s complexion (High Yellow) in Brazil would consider themselves White. It will be interesting to see how the Racial Politics will play out at the 2016 Olympics in Rio de Janeiro. I can see it now when a light brown skinned Brazilian will be offended when Katie Couric (Jewish or Presbyterian?) refers to him/her as Black. Maybe they can Auto-Tune it so it will sound better.

Ha! Ha! Ha! Remember what Wanda Sykes jokingly said or should I say, a “Shout Out” to Black America for a preempted disclaimer notice on Obama if he messes up, “What’s up with the half-white guy?” She’s quacking me up! Preemption: It’s not just for some Old White President anymore.

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October 16, 2009 at 10:00 am