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African-American Jurisprudence Part Deaux

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Of course they removed it! It was vile, vulgar and all kinds of stuff, but it is what White People are feeling, have felt or even dared to have thunk! Perish the thought! Despicable and niggardly!

My comment was, as posted:

This is part of African-American Jurisprudence – Never admit, address or concede that an African-American is responsible much less accountable for anything they do and especially if it is some White Person!

Choke Lumumba is mixed, High Yella, Mo Tea/Hold De Door/Um Back House Negro descendant or a combination thereof. Just do a google search on him in images and draw your own conclusion of what he is all about.

Rape, kill it, rape and molest again, Bar-B-Q dead babies, Rape and beat until unrecognizable, hide behind a non-existent victim hold, starve it, Rape it some more, beat it, infant die on bathroom floor in own vomit, ad nauseam, but never turn a Brother or a Sister over to the Man!

Use Affirmative Action to get FREE College, Law School, and work for the Government and have Whitey beg for mandated services, Pro Athlete Rape Whitey’s Daughters and Son’s.

Rape, Beat beyond recognition, murder beautiful White Anchor Woman worse than an Animal, show no remorse, hide behind non-existent victim hood, Mommy was drug addict, bad childhood, mouthed across Courtroom “Mommy I wuv u”, Awe the dumas white liberals and self-loathing Jews. Should have been taken out immediately and stuffed into a Wood Chipper.

This is what I had wanted to post, but it was too long:

This is part of African-American Jurisprudence – Never admit, address or concede that an African-American is responsible much less accountable for anything they do and especially if it is some White Person!

Choke Lumumba is mixed, High Yella, Mo Tea/Hold De Door/Um Back House Negro descendant or a combination thereof. Just do a google search on him in images and draw your own conclusion of what he is all about.

Rape, kill it, rape and molest again, Bar-B-Q dead babies, Rape and beat until unrecognizable, hide behind a non-existent victim hold, starve it, Rape it some more, beat it, infant die on bathroom floor in own vomit, ad nauseam, but never turn a Brother or a Sister over to the Man!

Use Affirmative Action to get FREE College, Law School, and work for the Government and have Whitey beg for mandated services, Pro Athlete Rape Whitey’s Daughters and Son’s.

Rape, Beat beyond recognition, murder beautiful White Anchor Woman worse than an Animal, show no remorse, hide behind non-existent victim hood, Mommy was drug addict, bad childhood, mouthed across Courtroom “Mommy I wuv u”, Awe the dumas white liberals and self-loathing Jews. Should have been taken out immediately and stuffed into a Wood Chipper.

Yes Virginia! Plantation owners did experiment successfully with eugenics as has been done for thousand of years with plants, crops, livestock and humans. Some African-Americans are “Pit Bulls” and serve, has not served nor will ever serve society in any positive way ever! They are like child molesters, there is no cure!

Rape, Murder, Slaughter, Drano, Laugh, Sodomize, choke, Rape, mutilate, laugh, torture, laugh at dying White Person.

Ha! Ha!

http://www.npr.org/2010/12/30/132469782/sisters-kidney-donation-condition-of-mississippi-parole

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Cleopatra Was Not A Charlatan From Ft. Lauderdale

Cleopatra would have traced herself to Ptolemy I Soter. She was the result of her Father and his Sister (Her Mother and Aunt). Cleopatra was married to 2 of her own Brothers. Aristocrats and Royalty inter-married, you know, inbreed. Her lineage is documented as Greek from Macedonian stock.

The person in question is her Grandmother. Her Grandfather had a child with a person of unknown lineage. Royalty did and still does not allow children from outside the bloodline, in this case Greek Macedonian, to be in any line of succession.

 That is why they did the whole inbreeding thing. If Cleopatra was of inferior stock then it would have been noted as it always was and Cleopatra would never get her face on a coin much less her butt on a throne.

Alexander the Great ran the Persians out Egypt and Ptolemy I Soter became its ruler after Alexander’s death. The Persians had broken the Egyptian line of rule. The Egyptians bloodline up to the time of the Persian invasion had been getting polluted with the blood of other races from slaves. The Egyptians were on their last leg and were easy pickings for the well organized Persians.

Remember though, Cleopatra’s family was not Egyptian. Calling them that would have been tantamount to calling them a bunch of, you know, Negroes.

At most, but highly unlikely, Cleopatra would had been ¼ Black, but kind of Black?

I suppose Shirea Carroll is using the racist “One Drop” rule. Why do a people who were segregated by the use of that rule previously embrace it now?

Sadly this is all a result of Afro-Centrist revisionist Herstory. You there might have been a reason Moses was kept the Jews in the desert/wilderness for 40 years. Breeding out the “Slave” mentality could have been one of them. Descendants of slaves in America today are called African-American, not to be confused with African. Obama is of African descent, specifically Kenyan, but he is not an African-American since his ancestors were not slaves.

Maybe African-Americans will wake up and walk away from the “Race Hustlers” like Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and Oprah Winfried and seek out the leaders in the African-American Community that can act as their “Moses”. Africans went back to Africa prior to the War Between the States (Civil War), after the that Some freed slaves went back to Africa, but many stayed behind stayed in America. Some getting no more than 40 acres I am sure the choicest soil, sic and a Mule, but many getting nothing.

The Race Hustlers do not want African-Americans to cleanse themselves of their hate for Whites and shed the “Slave” mentality. Bid’ness be good!

Remember also, there were Blacks who owned slaves. Although the percentage is very small the fact is other Blacks owned Blacks. In cases were slaves overthrew there oppressors they enslaved their fellow Blacks who they thought were too cozy with the Master. I sure there was some animosity between the Field Slaves and the House Slaves regardless where Blacks where.

The original freed slaves of America never had a chance to make their journey through the desert to the Promised Land mainly because no one told them there was one to go to and much less a Moses to take them there.

Maybe African-Americans need to have Mini-Journeys with Modern Moses on days like Martin Luther King Jr. day and Juneteenth. Reflect back, educate, heal and finally, move forward. The first step is the hardest and has to be done a group in unison with one thought of becoming Americans. After all, some, not all, hate me because I look White.

I trace my bloodline back to Oslo, Norway to the Normans to the English to the Norman-Irish/Scot-Irish/Irish to Jamestown to probably Melungeons. My ancestor that came to Jamestown did so with 8 of his brothers from Ireland. I am part Irish, Scottish, German, Indian, African, Welsh, Scot-Irish, English, French and Scandinavian, but I consider myself American. I do like to kick up my heels with some Scot-Irish based Hill Billy music though. Top o’ tha morning to ya!

No don’t force buss me, try to rewrite America’s History, shove Affirmative Action down us White looking folks throats nor try to get me to Love somebody of a different race based solely on race. I don’t even like most White people. In fact I pretty much don’t like too many people and even fewer than I can stand being around or talking to and none are based on race. It is based on who rubs me the wrong way and/or gets on my nerves by trying to get up in my Bid’ness or bust my chops to get me upset with their attempts to demean me.

Remember these are America’s Blacks. Don’t have some “Johnny Come Lately” from some Island or from a nation off the Continent of Africa work this Minority thing. If they come from another Country they don’t get Minority status and no “Minority Anchor Babies” either! Most Blacks from other countries are from the majority race, but come here and work the system. All they are doing is diluting African-American’s franchise. Just because they look “Black” does not mean they are your Brother or Sister. Your Brother or Sister is the one who offers you their hand not the one stepping over everyone’s head to get to the head of the line.

I’m willing to operate within a system where all Americans come together to help “Our Blacks” through a process leading to the emergence of something they can and only they can call their own. Maybe after their journey they might refer to themselves still as African-Americans or maybe they might call themselves Americans of African ancestry who happen to look Black.

First thing need a/some Moses(s) and some Healers.

To the Race Hustler’s I could be the most dangerous person in America!

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/movies/2010/06/19/2010-06-19_angelina_jolie_draws_criticism_for_being_too_white_to_play_cleopatra_in_upcoming.html

https://laughingblogger.wordpress.com/2009/10/16/uh-oh-spaghettios-barack-obama-as-americas-first-half-black-president/

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Affirmative Action Is Like A Box Of Chocolate

So we got the new “Karate Kid” movie out. Stars Jackie Chan and Jaden Smith. Now why Jaden Smith? Well that’s Will Smith’s Son!

Will Smith himself is a likeable person for the most part, but he hasn’t displayed Acting Talents of a Super Star. Then again what makes a Super Star?

Being a Super Star is not saying anything about an Actors ability to convey something through his Art as a Thespian. Remember All Adult Actors are referred to as a “Porn Star”. The value of the word “Star” was diluted with a key stroke or stroke of a pen or some kind of stroke.

Now ever since the beginning of children of Movies Stars becoming Actors to follow in the craft of their parent(s) there has been a percieved problem of Nepotism. Some have used their real family names to avoid such talk and/or have purposely requested small parts to hone their skills. Others of lesser character opt for the Fast Track, which can make them a Shooting Star with a Life Span to match.

Now back to Will Smith…Ever since the 70’s Black Actors were starting to be foisted upon American Society in Film, Stage and Television. Now there were some mixing of the Races at the Movie Theater, but not at home. No, because a Man’s home is his Castle and that would have been perceived as a Home Invasion by some folks.

Call it Racist, Bigoted or Xenophobic it doesn’t matter. It’s like A good review versus a bad review, but nothing is worse than no review.

We, Us Americans or some that will speak for them feel inundate with Actors of a different stripe thrown at us and stuffed down our throats. You got Will Smith, Wesley Snipes, Danny Glover and some other guy who doesn’t come to mind right now. Now the guy who I can’t remember has at least played a Bad Guy in a movie. The other 3 always have to be the Protagonist, but come off more like a False Protagonist.

We have Ellen Degeneres foisted upon us for some unknown, but I know reason. American Express commercials, Judge on some show and all over the Internet. I mean it reminds me of the days leading up to a big Rock Band coming to town with all the airplay of the Band’s music on the Radio Station. I actually remember hearing someone calling into a Station and stated just that “Dude! Nuff with tha Elton John music already!”

So we will now have the Son of a False Actor foisted upon us.

Now you my ask yourself ” Is this my beautiful House and is this my beautiful Wife?” and the answer is No because it was made by the EEOC Branch in Hollywood. You my ask yourself “How does this tie in with Affirmative Action?” but to explain it would make for a bad joke.

The Black population of the United States is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you are going to get.

I wonder how Bruce Willis would have done as the Teacher? Would he be able to call or refer to the “Kid” as a boy? If he did would the “Karate Kid” say “Whatchoo talkin’ bout Willis?”

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Haitian Orphans and the “N” Word

So where is all the Self Righteous Race Hustlers? What about the children in the Orphanage that were going to die? Where is Jesse “Hi-5” Jackson, Al “Freddie’s Fashion Mart” Sharpton, Oracle Winfrey and all the “Rich-Money Off-Dumb Ass White People” at with the orphans. I didn’t see any stories about how any African-American/Black/Negro/ couples were trying desperately to get the children they had adopted out of Haiti! I’m going to quit before I use the “N” Word, Niggardly. Why are African-Americans so cheap with their money? They get put into power and they’ll spend The People’s money that was taking based on a threat of prosecution so easily?

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January 25, 2010 at 9:09 pm

What Should Republicans Do Now?

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December 24, 2009 at 11:19 am

Yo Bama – Gangsta Pair-Of-Dice

So how long will it be before all the Gansta Rappers, Race Hustlers and Community Activists call Obama on his Race marker? They have heard the Shuck-N-Jive, but where is the BLING Mo Fo? Where’s that free Gas, No Mo Mortgage Payment, Caviar, Courvoisier with a Coke Back and Mutha Fokkin’ Cristal? WTF? Can’t you help a Brutha out? You got your BLING, where is ours, Bro?

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November 18, 2009 at 3:28 pm

Kewhl! Got home in time to see ‘Glenn Beck’. Dude!

Rats…they’re talking RACE. That’s a “Hot Button” issue. Reminds me of Jerry Springer or some tool having Neo-NAZI’s and African-Americans on the same stage. You know Jerry did it to get some people to fight. I’m waiting for someone to use a word like “Thespian” or “Niggardly”. “What’choo talkin’ ’bout, Willis?” Never mind sounds like they’re getting fired up about talking’ “White”

It’s an Audience of all Conservative African-American’s. One Democrat, a Bishop, but he’s a Conservative Democrat. It doesn’t look like they’re going to fight. They’re bashing Obama; I think I’ll finish watching it. Sounds like people who watched the movie “Zardoz” and looked behind the “Curtain”

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November 14, 2009 at 3:16 am