Laughing Blogger

I’m a Funny Guy, Funny like Ha! Ha!

Archive for the ‘Movies’ Category

Cleopatra Was Not A Charlatan From Ft. Lauderdale

Cleopatra would have traced herself to Ptolemy I Soter. She was the result of her Father and his Sister (Her Mother and Aunt). Cleopatra was married to 2 of her own Brothers. Aristocrats and Royalty inter-married, you know, inbreed. Her lineage is documented as Greek from Macedonian stock.

The person in question is her Grandmother. Her Grandfather had a child with a person of unknown lineage. Royalty did and still does not allow children from outside the bloodline, in this case Greek Macedonian, to be in any line of succession.

 That is why they did the whole inbreeding thing. If Cleopatra was of inferior stock then it would have been noted as it always was and Cleopatra would never get her face on a coin much less her butt on a throne.

Alexander the Great ran the Persians out Egypt and Ptolemy I Soter became its ruler after Alexander’s death. The Persians had broken the Egyptian line of rule. The Egyptians bloodline up to the time of the Persian invasion had been getting polluted with the blood of other races from slaves. The Egyptians were on their last leg and were easy pickings for the well organized Persians.

Remember though, Cleopatra’s family was not Egyptian. Calling them that would have been tantamount to calling them a bunch of, you know, Negroes.

At most, but highly unlikely, Cleopatra would had been ¼ Black, but kind of Black?

I suppose Shirea Carroll is using the racist “One Drop” rule. Why do a people who were segregated by the use of that rule previously embrace it now?

Sadly this is all a result of Afro-Centrist revisionist Herstory. You there might have been a reason Moses was kept the Jews in the desert/wilderness for 40 years. Breeding out the “Slave” mentality could have been one of them. Descendants of slaves in America today are called African-American, not to be confused with African. Obama is of African descent, specifically Kenyan, but he is not an African-American since his ancestors were not slaves.

Maybe African-Americans will wake up and walk away from the “Race Hustlers” like Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and Oprah Winfried and seek out the leaders in the African-American Community that can act as their “Moses”. Africans went back to Africa prior to the War Between the States (Civil War), after the that Some freed slaves went back to Africa, but many stayed behind stayed in America. Some getting no more than 40 acres I am sure the choicest soil, sic and a Mule, but many getting nothing.

The Race Hustlers do not want African-Americans to cleanse themselves of their hate for Whites and shed the “Slave” mentality. Bid’ness be good!

Remember also, there were Blacks who owned slaves. Although the percentage is very small the fact is other Blacks owned Blacks. In cases were slaves overthrew there oppressors they enslaved their fellow Blacks who they thought were too cozy with the Master. I sure there was some animosity between the Field Slaves and the House Slaves regardless where Blacks where.

The original freed slaves of America never had a chance to make their journey through the desert to the Promised Land mainly because no one told them there was one to go to and much less a Moses to take them there.

Maybe African-Americans need to have Mini-Journeys with Modern Moses on days like Martin Luther King Jr. day and Juneteenth. Reflect back, educate, heal and finally, move forward. The first step is the hardest and has to be done a group in unison with one thought of becoming Americans. After all, some, not all, hate me because I look White.

I trace my bloodline back to Oslo, Norway to the Normans to the English to the Norman-Irish/Scot-Irish/Irish to Jamestown to probably Melungeons. My ancestor that came to Jamestown did so with 8 of his brothers from Ireland. I am part Irish, Scottish, German, Indian, African, Welsh, Scot-Irish, English, French and Scandinavian, but I consider myself American. I do like to kick up my heels with some Scot-Irish based Hill Billy music though. Top o’ tha morning to ya!

No don’t force buss me, try to rewrite America’s History, shove Affirmative Action down us White looking folks throats nor try to get me to Love somebody of a different race based solely on race. I don’t even like most White people. In fact I pretty much don’t like too many people and even fewer than I can stand being around or talking to and none are based on race. It is based on who rubs me the wrong way and/or gets on my nerves by trying to get up in my Bid’ness or bust my chops to get me upset with their attempts to demean me.

Remember these are America’s Blacks. Don’t have some “Johnny Come Lately” from some Island or from a nation off the Continent of Africa work this Minority thing. If they come from another Country they don’t get Minority status and no “Minority Anchor Babies” either! Most Blacks from other countries are from the majority race, but come here and work the system. All they are doing is diluting African-American’s franchise. Just because they look “Black” does not mean they are your Brother or Sister. Your Brother or Sister is the one who offers you their hand not the one stepping over everyone’s head to get to the head of the line.

I’m willing to operate within a system where all Americans come together to help “Our Blacks” through a process leading to the emergence of something they can and only they can call their own. Maybe after their journey they might refer to themselves still as African-Americans or maybe they might call themselves Americans of African ancestry who happen to look Black.

First thing need a/some Moses(s) and some Healers.

To the Race Hustler’s I could be the most dangerous person in America!

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/movies/2010/06/19/2010-06-19_angelina_jolie_draws_criticism_for_being_too_white_to_play_cleopatra_in_upcoming.html

https://laughingblogger.wordpress.com/2009/10/16/uh-oh-spaghettios-barack-obama-as-americas-first-half-black-president/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_Cleo

Advertisements

It’s Complicated and Other Cliché Movies

It’s Complicated and Other Cliché Movies
“It’s Complicated” is a Relationship Status selection on facebook (FB).
“Complicated” is a four-way with a transsexual, two bisexuals and a midget.

We all know what an “Avatar” is. Typically an Alter Ego or your favorite Pornstar.

Remember “You’ve Got Mail”? That was an AOL thing. Of course, we all know today using AOL is synonymous for being Internet Illiterate.

Formula: Top Billing Actors/Actresses (Oscar or Emmy Winners+$$%%) or Bad A$$ FX. Use new term in the American Lexicon and establish Ownership by Foie Gras Les Idées Politiques Progressistes.

Written by laughingblogger

December 13, 2009 at 3:19 pm