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Death Of The American Company II

Six Sigma, Lean, TOS, Green Belt, Black Belt Master, Flavor of the Month.

All stifle creativity and innovation.

Why take adopt a System of Management from a past competing Country that has been in a recession for the last 20 years?

Brought down to the worker level it demeans, belittles and demoralizes individuals, pits groups and individuals against each other. These Systems destroy Esprit de Corps (not esprit de corpse, Obama).

Oh, the slow Death march of American companies down the road to Socialism.


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June 14, 2010 at 1:56 am

The New Economy

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Democrat Party is the Death Party. Stupak lost his Pro-Life status when he voted “Yes” on the Healthcare Bill.

Now we can look forward to 4 years of increased taxation for a program that won’t start until then.

Most elderly people I know who had a stay at a Hospital leave with other ailments they acquire from all the Germs and Viruses brought in by Medically unscreened Illegal Immigrants and unsanitary practices of the Hospital Staff.

That Hand Sanitizer is not doing anything but giving you a false sense of Security. If you have MRSA on your hands and it is resistant to any and all Anti-Biotics, do you think Hand Sanitizer is going to kill it?

I think I’ll pay all my Bills off, Sell my House when I can and go into the Underground Economy. I can make money by selling Drugs to all the children of the Far Left.

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March 21, 2010 at 10:02 pm

Obama Doc

The Doctors for Obamacare will come from Turd World Nations such as Haiti. The truly qualified individuals will flee the CONUS due in large part to the rapidly decreasing value of a Medical License issued from American States and the absolute and complete corruption of the AMA. A Stimulus package will be passed by Congress issued by Executive Order to rebuild Haiti. A Degree Mill, I mean a Medical School will be built to pump out, I mean Train and Qualify Gang Bangers, I mean disadvantaged Youths to become Witch Doctors, I mean Medical Doctors to misdiagnose, I mean diagnose and issue Prescriptions for Big Pharma Fed Meds, I mean Drugs. Whew! I need to see a Real Doctor the next time I go to “John Galts Island”

Haitian Orphans and the “N” Word

So where is all the Self Righteous Race Hustlers? What about the children in the Orphanage that were going to die? Where is Jesse “Hi-5” Jackson, Al “Freddie’s Fashion Mart” Sharpton, Oracle Winfrey and all the “Rich-Money Off-Dumb Ass White People” at with the orphans. I didn’t see any stories about how any African-American/Black/Negro/ couples were trying desperately to get the children they had adopted out of Haiti! I’m going to quit before I use the “N” Word, Niggardly. Why are African-Americans so cheap with their money? They get put into power and they’ll spend The People’s money that was taking based on a threat of prosecution so easily?

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January 25, 2010 at 9:09 pm

Death Of American Companies

At work Managers and such at all levels come up with ways to screw us “Rank and File” employees over. They sacrifice our Holidays in the name of saving money. In the end they end up destroying an otherwise Good Company and turning it into a Corporation. Oh, The Bank like the one ran by George Bailey is a “Good Company”.

With all their Gobbledygook College Degrees, Six Sigma, Lean, TOS, Tutti Frutti, Statistical Analyzes, Metric Driven, Behaviors and anything else some Upper Level Manager buys from a Snake Oil Salesman they always go “Low Tech” They lack the actual Creativity to bring new ideas into this Consciousness. They revert to Low Tech ways like a Doctor from 2 Centuries ago would use, “Cut, Burn and Poison”

When Toyota made a tour of several Large American Based Corporations they were most impressed by the Piggly Wiggly Grocer Company, not some auto maker!

Then all those Gobbledygook Program classes you have to attend or take like Diversity Training. How can you train someone to be “Diverse” You can’t, but you can indoctrinate one into a Mind Set for Behavior Control. Political Correctness.

They take from the workers and run to their VP’s and say “Look what I’ve done!”, “Look at the Wonder I have performed!”, “I’m the best in the whole Company”, “Where is my Big Bonus!” and “Look at me, I’m so Great!”

The Upper Management use all those Flavor of the Month programs to use on Stock and Share Holders of the Company. This is while they rape the coffers of the Company until it takes on too much debt and becomes a Corporation. Once you become a Corporation you are on the Slippery Slope to Bankruptcy. Communist and Marxist have been destroying our Companies in America for years through all those Self-Defeating Programs that are implemented under the auspice of saving money and becoming more efficient.

So where have the 12 Days of Christmas gone? I think we have been cheated out! We’re (Christmasphile’s, not necessarily Christian mind you) are down to 2 days, Christmas Day and New Years Day. Dude! WTF?

How can a Corporation use Disciplinary Actions against you? By whose authority? Why do the Federal, State and Local Governments let their constituents be subjugated to some possibly Foreign Entity? They offer you up as Serfs! That’s how and why! Sounds outlandish or outrageous? Think on it and I’ll expound upon it further, Next Year.

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December 25, 2009 at 6:19 pm

Black Friday-vs-Day After Thanksgiving

Why is the term “Black Friday” seemed to be so more in use this year than previous years? I don’t like it, so therefore I will not go out on the Day after Thanksgiving. I think it is a Yankee thing anyway. Nothing against my Northern Brothers and Sisters, but I sense a tinkering of Language by the Socialists.

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November 26, 2009 at 2:01 pm

Yo Bama – Gangsta Pair-Of-Dice

So how long will it be before all the Gansta Rappers, Race Hustlers and Community Activists call Obama on his Race marker? They have heard the Shuck-N-Jive, but where is the BLING Mo Fo? Where’s that free Gas, No Mo Mortgage Payment, Caviar, Courvoisier with a Coke Back and Mutha Fokkin’ Cristal? WTF? Can’t you help a Brutha out? You got your BLING, where is ours, Bro?

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November 18, 2009 at 3:28 pm