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Black Veil Brides And Butt Hole Babies

Is Andy Sixx from Black Veil Brides Gay and the girlfriend just a cover?

 

I mean a band called “Black Veil Brides” has some kind of conatation about behind the curtain escapades. That’s like “Black Hole Son’s” or “Men are from Mars (Roman god of war), Women are from Venus (the Roman goddess of love and beauty) and Gays are from Uranus (Uranus is the only planet whose name is derived from a figure from Greek mythology rather than Roman mythology. Greek, hmm…  Soap on a rope is the only way to go! You cannot get a Straight answer from wikipediphile either.)

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January 7, 2012 at 10:22 am

Trans-Fat Tendered Gender Benders

He got the “a white anti-racist” disclaimer in their so he/she/it is good to go with those Black Folk, yeah right. All the other gibberish sounds like Stephen is spouting off what he/she/it was feed as a parrot growing up around two unbalanced individuals during meals free of trans-fats.

Stephen is just all so Bitchy about what Chaz is doing. Like “Who does he/she/it think he/she/it is? Bitch! Bitch (sobbing, slobbing and slobbering here), Fucking Bitch! He/she/it (Chaz-Raz-Ma-Taz) doeas not represent us Fucked Up people, my people (demonic baby noises here)”

Stephen is the personification of his deranged parent’s manifestations.

Stephen is possessed by a demon as is the case with any and all supposedly “Transgender/Gay/Whatever” They are the abomination of man “Satan, laughing, spreads his wings”

There are many problems faced by Trans-Fat-Tendered-Gender-Benders, but Old Age is not one of them.

“Btw, pass me some of those ‘Deviled Eggs and Chicken Nuggets, Bitch!” Stephen laughingly says. The proud parents “Ahh… (sigh) Our little pumpkinhead!”

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2062885/Warren-Beattys-transgender-son-brands-Chaz-Bono-misogynist.html

African-American Jurisprudence Part Deaux

Laughing Blogger (laughingblogger) wrote:

An NPR moderator has removed this comment because it does not adhere to the discussion guidelines

Of course they removed it! It was vile, vulgar and all kinds of stuff, but it is what White People are feeling, have felt or even dared to have thunk! Perish the thought! Despicable and niggardly!

My comment was, as posted:

This is part of African-American Jurisprudence – Never admit, address or concede that an African-American is responsible much less accountable for anything they do and especially if it is some White Person!

Choke Lumumba is mixed, High Yella, Mo Tea/Hold De Door/Um Back House Negro descendant or a combination thereof. Just do a google search on him in images and draw your own conclusion of what he is all about.

Rape, kill it, rape and molest again, Bar-B-Q dead babies, Rape and beat until unrecognizable, hide behind a non-existent victim hold, starve it, Rape it some more, beat it, infant die on bathroom floor in own vomit, ad nauseam, but never turn a Brother or a Sister over to the Man!

Use Affirmative Action to get FREE College, Law School, and work for the Government and have Whitey beg for mandated services, Pro Athlete Rape Whitey’s Daughters and Son’s.

Rape, Beat beyond recognition, murder beautiful White Anchor Woman worse than an Animal, show no remorse, hide behind non-existent victim hood, Mommy was drug addict, bad childhood, mouthed across Courtroom “Mommy I wuv u”, Awe the dumas white liberals and self-loathing Jews. Should have been taken out immediately and stuffed into a Wood Chipper.

This is what I had wanted to post, but it was too long:

This is part of African-American Jurisprudence – Never admit, address or concede that an African-American is responsible much less accountable for anything they do and especially if it is some White Person!

Choke Lumumba is mixed, High Yella, Mo Tea/Hold De Door/Um Back House Negro descendant or a combination thereof. Just do a google search on him in images and draw your own conclusion of what he is all about.

Rape, kill it, rape and molest again, Bar-B-Q dead babies, Rape and beat until unrecognizable, hide behind a non-existent victim hold, starve it, Rape it some more, beat it, infant die on bathroom floor in own vomit, ad nauseam, but never turn a Brother or a Sister over to the Man!

Use Affirmative Action to get FREE College, Law School, and work for the Government and have Whitey beg for mandated services, Pro Athlete Rape Whitey’s Daughters and Son’s.

Rape, Beat beyond recognition, murder beautiful White Anchor Woman worse than an Animal, show no remorse, hide behind non-existent victim hood, Mommy was drug addict, bad childhood, mouthed across Courtroom “Mommy I wuv u”, Awe the dumas white liberals and self-loathing Jews. Should have been taken out immediately and stuffed into a Wood Chipper.

Yes Virginia! Plantation owners did experiment successfully with eugenics as has been done for thousand of years with plants, crops, livestock and humans. Some African-Americans are “Pit Bulls” and serve, has not served nor will ever serve society in any positive way ever! They are like child molesters, there is no cure!

Rape, Murder, Slaughter, Drano, Laugh, Sodomize, choke, Rape, mutilate, laugh, torture, laugh at dying White Person.

Ha! Ha!

http://www.npr.org/2010/12/30/132469782/sisters-kidney-donation-condition-of-mississippi-parole

The Hopes Of A Grass Roots Ground Swell Becomes A Tsunami On A Sea Of Change!

“Ladies & Gentlemen! Let me introduce the Long Island & Texas Tea Parties to some new members, The Whiskey Rebels!”

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June 25, 2010 at 9:35 am

Affirmative Action Is Like A Box Of Chocolate

So we got the new “Karate Kid” movie out. Stars Jackie Chan and Jaden Smith. Now why Jaden Smith? Well that’s Will Smith’s Son!

Will Smith himself is a likeable person for the most part, but he hasn’t displayed Acting Talents of a Super Star. Then again what makes a Super Star?

Being a Super Star is not saying anything about an Actors ability to convey something through his Art as a Thespian. Remember All Adult Actors are referred to as a “Porn Star”. The value of the word “Star” was diluted with a key stroke or stroke of a pen or some kind of stroke.

Now ever since the beginning of children of Movies Stars becoming Actors to follow in the craft of their parent(s) there has been a percieved problem of Nepotism. Some have used their real family names to avoid such talk and/or have purposely requested small parts to hone their skills. Others of lesser character opt for the Fast Track, which can make them a Shooting Star with a Life Span to match.

Now back to Will Smith…Ever since the 70’s Black Actors were starting to be foisted upon American Society in Film, Stage and Television. Now there were some mixing of the Races at the Movie Theater, but not at home. No, because a Man’s home is his Castle and that would have been perceived as a Home Invasion by some folks.

Call it Racist, Bigoted or Xenophobic it doesn’t matter. It’s like A good review versus a bad review, but nothing is worse than no review.

We, Us Americans or some that will speak for them feel inundate with Actors of a different stripe thrown at us and stuffed down our throats. You got Will Smith, Wesley Snipes, Danny Glover and some other guy who doesn’t come to mind right now. Now the guy who I can’t remember has at least played a Bad Guy in a movie. The other 3 always have to be the Protagonist, but come off more like a False Protagonist.

We have Ellen Degeneres foisted upon us for some unknown, but I know reason. American Express commercials, Judge on some show and all over the Internet. I mean it reminds me of the days leading up to a big Rock Band coming to town with all the airplay of the Band’s music on the Radio Station. I actually remember hearing someone calling into a Station and stated just that “Dude! Nuff with tha Elton John music already!”

So we will now have the Son of a False Actor foisted upon us.

Now you my ask yourself ” Is this my beautiful House and is this my beautiful Wife?” and the answer is No because it was made by the EEOC Branch in Hollywood. You my ask yourself “How does this tie in with Affirmative Action?” but to explain it would make for a bad joke.

The Black population of the United States is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you are going to get.

I wonder how Bruce Willis would have done as the Teacher? Would he be able to call or refer to the “Kid” as a boy? If he did would the “Karate Kid” say “Whatchoo talkin’ bout Willis?”

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Fox NEWS, Megyn Kelly and Lawyers

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Okay, Fox NEWS Live or whatever you have Megyn Kelly (A Lawyer) talking about what Obama (A Lawyer) said in reference to a decision by the Supreme Court (More Lawyers) during the State Of The Union address.

Then there is “Megyn’s Court” where she hold a “Show Trial” on people in the NEWS. I think she was a Corporate lawyer climbing the Company Blather.

This Country is being ran by Mandarins.

Death Of American Companies

At work Managers and such at all levels come up with ways to screw us “Rank and File” employees over. They sacrifice our Holidays in the name of saving money. In the end they end up destroying an otherwise Good Company and turning it into a Corporation. Oh, The Bank like the one ran by George Bailey is a “Good Company”.

With all their Gobbledygook College Degrees, Six Sigma, Lean, TOS, Tutti Frutti, Statistical Analyzes, Metric Driven, Behaviors and anything else some Upper Level Manager buys from a Snake Oil Salesman they always go “Low Tech” They lack the actual Creativity to bring new ideas into this Consciousness. They revert to Low Tech ways like a Doctor from 2 Centuries ago would use, “Cut, Burn and Poison”

When Toyota made a tour of several Large American Based Corporations they were most impressed by the Piggly Wiggly Grocer Company, not some auto maker!

Then all those Gobbledygook Program classes you have to attend or take like Diversity Training. How can you train someone to be “Diverse” You can’t, but you can indoctrinate one into a Mind Set for Behavior Control. Political Correctness.

They take from the workers and run to their VP’s and say “Look what I’ve done!”, “Look at the Wonder I have performed!”, “I’m the best in the whole Company”, “Where is my Big Bonus!” and “Look at me, I’m so Great!”

The Upper Management use all those Flavor of the Month programs to use on Stock and Share Holders of the Company. This is while they rape the coffers of the Company until it takes on too much debt and becomes a Corporation. Once you become a Corporation you are on the Slippery Slope to Bankruptcy. Communist and Marxist have been destroying our Companies in America for years through all those Self-Defeating Programs that are implemented under the auspice of saving money and becoming more efficient.

So where have the 12 Days of Christmas gone? I think we have been cheated out! We’re (Christmasphile’s, not necessarily Christian mind you) are down to 2 days, Christmas Day and New Years Day. Dude! WTF?

How can a Corporation use Disciplinary Actions against you? By whose authority? Why do the Federal, State and Local Governments let their constituents be subjugated to some possibly Foreign Entity? They offer you up as Serfs! That’s how and why! Sounds outlandish or outrageous? Think on it and I’ll expound upon it further, Next Year.

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December 25, 2009 at 6:19 pm