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Heil Yella! Uh-oh, SpaghettiOs!: Barack Obama as America’s first Half-Black President

I couldn't resist!

I couldn't resist!

Is it French American, French-American or Franco-American? SpaghettiOs, RavioliOs or regular sghetti/sghetto? I’m partial to RavioliOs with Tabasco to doctor up that Creole like tasting sauce myself. Is my discriminating Cajun taste Racist?

His Wikipedia page states “He is the first African American to hold the office”. Is it African American, African-American, Afro American, Afro-American, Colored (NAACP), Negro (UNCF), Black, Black American, Black-American, Mulatto, Bi-Racial or WTF (I give up!)?

He’s only half Black. His Father abandoned him; his Mother was hardly around and was raised by his White Grandparents. Remember Obama’s Grandmother was a “Typical White Person”. Ever seen that photo of a young Obama toking on a Doobie? See that stupid hat he was wearing? No Self-Respecting Black Dude would wear a dorky hat like that. So how is he America’s first Black President? The big SECRET is that on some of his paperwork it probably says he is White, not Black. Oh, by the way Halle Berry had a similar upbringing. Her Father abandoned her and she was raised by her White Mother, exclusively. How is she Black?

Black if you used the “One-drop rule” created by Segregationist, Obama would be Black. America is the only place in the World where someone’s Race and only the Black Race is determined or claimed with the “One-drop rule”. The descendants of people who had been oppressed by this demeaning rule embrace it today.

Do African-Americans embrace the 3/5 Rule also? What about the “Pencil Test”? Then there is the “Pocahontas exception”.

A person of Obama’s and Halle’s complexion (High Yellow) in Brazil would consider themselves White. It will be interesting to see how the Racial Politics will play out at the 2016 Olympics in Rio de Janeiro. I can see it now when a light brown skinned Brazilian will be offended when Katie Couric (Jewish or Presbyterian?) refers to him/her as Black. Maybe they can Auto-Tune it so it will sound better.

Ha! Ha! Ha! Remember what Wanda Sykes jokingly said or should I say, a “Shout Out” to Black America for a preempted disclaimer notice on Obama if he messes up, “What’s up with the half-white guy?” She’s quacking me up! Preemption: It’s not just for some Old White President anymore.

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Written by laughingblogger

October 16, 2009 at 10:00 am

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