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Archive for October 3rd, 2009

Where have all the Homeless People Gone?

There seems to be a lack of Homeless People in the United States! I don’t see any coverage on the TV NEWS. Where are they being hidden? Did they start a “Homeless Based Business”?


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October 3, 2009 at 6:37 am

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FOX & Friends Weekend Edition

Why don’t they call it something else? I mean this is the weekend crew and they are trying to act like you know them regardless if you have never seen them before. They have their notes and cups of something they sip out of to look normal, but you know they are not! They try to act all nonchalant like “Hey! Let’s see what Mike has for weather today!” and you are like “Who the _ _ _ _ is this guy?”. You start to get that feeling on your forehead similar to when the neighborhood kid tried to put a “Sleeper Hold” on your ass. It’s all so contrived!

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October 3, 2009 at 6:19 am

Posted in TV NEWS

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ICE, ICE BABY! ICE ACCESS 287(g) Program

From ICE’s Homepage:
‘Protecting national security by enforcing our nation’s customs and immigration laws’

Okay let me get this straight! Any Local Police Department will call the Secret Service when Counterfeit Money has been suspected of being passed off. Is there Special Training required? Is there a Partnership between the Secret Service and the Local Police Department?

Now producing and trying to distribute Counterfeit money is a crime. Isn’t trying to pass oneself off as a US Citizen a form of Counterfeiting if one is in the US illegally? An Illegal Alien would be trying to pass their self off as a Legal Citizen entitled to receive all monies, entitlements and benefits afforded to a Bona Fide Citizen by means of deception, criminal acts and committing perjury on applications for Public Assistance. Those Government Employees whether at the Local, State or Federal Level would be in collusion with said individuals if knowingly they willfully assist in the preparation of applications and imparting of work-around or ways of circumventing Laws, Rules and/or regulations to obtain such services Illegally.

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October 3, 2009 at 6:03 am

School Text Books

Destroying the minds of the Utes of America. Force feeding Male Calfs for Veal and Geese for Foie gras is inhumane. Operation ‘Mind Crime’ Gavage for Kids is okay. Hmm…

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October 3, 2009 at 4:04 am

Posted in Politics

Furor over school speech is ‘silly season’

You ‘Silly Americans’ all resistance is futile and for naught…

Drink the Kool-Aid! Drink it deep!

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October 3, 2009 at 4:02 am

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Legislators’ Playing Solitaire

We are probably safer by them doing this rather than making up new ways to steal our money through taxes and fees at gun point.

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October 3, 2009 at 4:00 am

Posted in Politics

Eliot Spitzer


Eliot was thrown under the Bus.
“As attorney general, Spitzer prosecuted cases relating to corporate white collar crime, securities fraud, internet fraud and environmental protection. He most notably pursued cases against companies involved in co…mputer chip price fixing, investment bank stock price inflation, predatory lending practices by mortgage lenders, fraud at American International Group”

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October 3, 2009 at 3:44 am

Posted in Politics