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Arlington, Texas

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“Arlington is the largest city in the United States not served by a comprehensive public transportation system. Voters have rejected a fixed-route bus transit system three times”

Things you can vote on in Arlington, TX, but not smoking in Restaurants. Oh No! Although tobacco is a legal substance it was outlawed by the City Council and never put up to a vote by its citizen. Several other cities in the Metro-Plex recently have put it up for a vote.

So why are Mayor Gluck and the city council surprised when a sales tax hike is proposed for the Police Department that has hidden Pork for Midnight Basketball and Gang Intervention programs? It’s called payback!

We don’t need “Gang Intervention” at High Schools, we need “Gang Interdiction” Gangs are nothing more than Domestic Terrorists and should be rounded up and dropped from aircraft over Mexico and California where they came from.

I hear and see the scheming and “Back Channel’s” talk. Arlington will eventually have Mass Transit foisted upon us as “Civil Right” being denied to a certain SIG under an order when Obongo gets another Socialist on the De la Corte Suprema de comedor

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arlington,_Texas

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January 31, 2010 at 11:41 am

Haitian Orphans and the “N” Word

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So where is all the Self Righteous Race Hustlers? What about the children in the Orphanage that were going to die? Where is Jesse “Hi-5″ Jackson, Al “Freddie’s Fashion Mart” Sharpton, Oracle Winfrey and all the “Rich-Money Off-Dumb Ass White People” at with the orphans. I didn’t see any stories about how any African-American/Black/Negro/ couples were trying desperately to get the children they had adopted out of Haiti! I’m going to quit before I use the “N” Word, Niggardly. Why are African-Americans so cheap with their money? They get put into power and they’ll spend The People’s money that was taking based on a threat of prosecution so easily?

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January 25, 2010 at 9:09 pm

Sick Man On ‘Do Not Board’ List Flies From Philly

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Who Do You Think Should Win the Whale Wars?

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The Whale Huggers are a danger to everyone involved. They’re going to get someone killed or be killed. They should learn from the Masters, Al Gore and the Oracle of Obama, Oprah. Start a Lie, a Whale of a Lie. Tell it frequently and often. Use Tax Payer Funded Media Outlets like C-SPAN, PBS, NEA, SEIU, GM, Big Pharma and NPR. Get the sympathetic ear of a pathetic Politician in Washerton, District of Colonus. They in turn will get a Latina from the Bar Stool of La Corte Suprema de Cantina to make it Fiat Law, no mas ¡problemo!

http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2010/01/09/think-win-whale-wars/

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January 11, 2010 at 10:44 am

Windows Vista SUX! My First Encounter

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I was pretty excited about this PC I got from IBM. It’s used, but a Dual-Processor which I have needing to run certain music and video recording programs.

Then I powered it up. I was at a total loss for words. I felt like a Stranger in a Strange Land. I’m changing everything I can to a “Windows Classic” view. A view that made some sense logically as bad as it was. Some functions like exploring your Local Network and Remote Desktop have been made way too convoluted to navigate to. I think this was all done to make Windows easier and more accessible to a greater percentage of the Masses.

Owner Manuals in general are written to be read by someone with an Elementary School Level of Education. Microsoft designed Vista with an Idiot in mind I think. Vista is a Text Book Example of the “Dumbing Down” of America.

PC’s should run with selectable modes, say using the Dreyfus Model (Novice, Advanced beginner, Competent, Proficient and Expert). This would avoid distinction that could possibly make some uncomfortable like idiot, dolt, dullard, addle head, blockhead, bonehead, deadhead, dimwit, dodo, dope, dummy, dunderhead, nincompoop, ninny, nitwit, numbskull, stupid head, thickhead, twit and/or Dumas.

I’ll just remove all the Go Faster, Ground Effects, Bling, Bells, Buzz and Whistles until I get it to run more smoothly.

Darwin, G_D and Obama

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Recently I have had to nurse a “Bum Knee”. I over-stressed it or something, but it hurt like a MFSOB! It’s amazing what some of those Heat Wraps and a few Aleve (Gel Caps) can do. Not bad considering Sunday I was totally immobile and pretty much an invalid. Of course the last Heat Pad is due to come off and then on to the Knee Brace. I could have gone to a Doctor to get poked, prodded and probed and spent a bunch of money on some schmucks bad GOLF Game. In the future under Obamacare I might be considered an Outlaw for Self-Diagnosis’s and Self-Treatment. I have United Healthcare PPO through work, I’m Retired Military (Space Available) and can go to any VA Hospital (last resort, HHM). Those are just in case I go missing some digits or extremities. Otherwise I prefer to take care of myself. When it’s time to go, I want to go. I don’t want to be kept alive as a source of Tax Revenue. The Federal Government values your body for enumeration. They will prevent you from dying of Natural Causes in order to keep you Medicated on Fed Meds like a Zombie or Changeling. So much so, that they turn you into an Abomination of a Human Being. Kind of like in the movie the Matrix, a 1.5 Volt “D” Cell Battery. Except you are a Tax Battery!

I’m a True Darwinist and Survivalist of the Fittest. Nation Healthcare in any form is cheating and goes against the system supported by Evolutionists. Anyone supporting Nation Healthcare and believes solely in Evolutionary Theory over Creationism is not being honest with themselves. Common Ground would therefore and should be, “Intelligent Design”

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January 6, 2010 at 11:31 pm

Death Of American Companies

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At work Managers and such at all levels come up with ways to screw us “Rank and File” employees over. They sacrifice our Holidays in the name of saving money. In the end they end up destroying an otherwise Good Company and turning it into a Corporation. Oh, The Bank like the one ran by George Bailey is a “Good Company”.

With all their Gobbledygook College Degrees, Six Sigma, Lean, TOS, Tutti Frutti, Statistical Analyzes, Metric Driven, Behaviors and anything else some Upper Level Manager buys from a Snake Oil Salesman they always go “Low Tech” They lack the actual Creativity to bring new ideas into this Consciousness. They revert to Low Tech ways like a Doctor from 2 Centuries ago would use, “Cut, Burn and Poison”

When Toyota made a tour of several Large American Based Corporations they were most impressed by the Piggly Wiggly Grocer Company, not some auto maker!

Then all those Gobbledygook Program classes you have to attend or take like Diversity Training. How can you train someone to be “Diverse” You can’t, but you can indoctrinate one into a Mind Set for Behavior Control. Political Correctness.

They take from the workers and run to their VP’s and say “Look what I’ve done!”, “Look at the Wonder I have performed!”, “I’m the best in the whole Company”, “Where is my Big Bonus!” and “Look at me, I’m so Great!”

The Upper Management use all those Flavor of the Month programs to use on Stock and Share Holders of the Company. This is while they rape the coffers of the Company until it takes on too much debt and becomes a Corporation. Once you become a Corporation you are on the Slippery Slope to Bankruptcy. Communist and Marxist have been destroying our Companies in America for years through all those Self-Defeating Programs that are implemented under the auspice of saving money and becoming more efficient.

So where have the 12 Days of Christmas gone? I think we have been cheated out! We’re (Christmasphile’s, not necessarily Christian mind you) are down to 2 days, Christmas Day and New Years Day. Dude! WTF?

How can a Corporation use Disciplinary Actions against you? By whose authority? Why do the Federal, State and Local Governments let their constituents be subjugated to some possibly Foreign Entity? They offer you up as Serfs! That’s how and why! Sounds outlandish or outrageous? Think on it and I’ll expound upon it further, Next Year.

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December 25, 2009 at 6:19 pm

What Should Republicans Do Now?

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It’s Complicated and Other Cliché Movies

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It’s Complicated and Other Cliché Movies
“It’s Complicated” is a Relationship Status selection on facebook (FB).
“Complicated” is a four-way with a transsexual, two bisexuals and a midget.

We all know what an “Avatar” is. Typically an Alter Ego or your favorite Pornstar.

Remember “You’ve Got Mail”? That was an AOL thing. Of course, we all know today using AOL is synonymous for being Internet Illiterate.

Formula: Top Billing Actors/Actresses (Oscar or Emmy Winners+$$%%) or Bad A$$ FX. Use new term in the American Lexicon and establish Ownership by Foie Gras Les Idées Politiques Progressistes.

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December 13, 2009 at 3:19 pm

Silent Contempt – Cadets Sending Their Own Message

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I saw photos on Yahoo! NEWS with cadets reading “On Killing: The Psychological Cost of Learning to Kill in War and Society” and “Kill Bin Laden”. Barack Whosane Obama’s speech in front of a “Captive Audience” at West Point laden with covert and sublime messages to terrorist, World Governments and Dominoes Pizza. The Cadets were sending their own messages.

The books they were reading were intentional. They were sending a message to Obama. I heard that several fell asleep and were escorted out. I’ve stood at Parade Rest and Attention during Ceremonies, Inspections and speeches while on Active Duty. You have people who lock their knees and pass out. There are normally “Spotters” and Corpsmen staged in that case.

I have heard that the course and workload at our Military Academies are rigorous, tight and in-flexible. It would seem plausible that some cadets would succumb to fatigue. However, one would think a Cadet would be on their best behavior, right? He or she would fight off dozing drawing upon Super-Human Strength you would think? On the other hand, without being “Written Up” for disrespect, falling asleep might have been the Cadets form of a “Silent Protest”.

1894 Army Officer’s Manual: “Enlisted men are stupid, but extremely cunning and sly, and bear considerable watching.”

At about the same time and up to the 1970’s “Silent Contempt” was punishable by a Court Martial.

http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/US-President-Barack-Obama-war-in-Afghanistan/photo//091201/ids_photos_ts/r3812647092.jpg/;_ylt=AhI7ufHGgttRsTk6R2MnvAnDr7sF#photoViewer=/091201/ids_photos_ts/r3513974236.jpg

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December 3, 2009 at 12:02 pm