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The Myth of Obama

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So the Myth Busters are at the White House today. Supposedly twitting their minutiae. Will we find out that Obama is not a Naturalized US Citizen after all? That Obama is also half White and the glass is half full? Will they test the “One Drop Rule”? That Bill Ayers wrote “Dreams of my Father” That Obama is the first Affirmative Action President?

I truly doubt it.

It’s probably a “Fluff Piece” anyway. I liked the show at first, but it’s become too “Campy” and contrived. The guy with the bald head and the mustache gives me the creeps.

They’ll just add to the myth of Syth called Obama.

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November 23, 2009 at 4:25 pm

Yo Bama – Gangsta Pair-Of-Dice

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So how long will it be before all the Gansta Rappers, Race Hustlers and Community Activists call Obama on his Race marker? They have heard the Shuck-N-Jive, but where is the BLING Mo Fo? Where’s that free Gas, No Mo Mortgage Payment, Caviar, Courvoisier with a Coke Back and Mutha Fokkin’ Cristal? WTF? Can’t you help a Brutha out? You got your BLING, where is ours, Bro?

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November 18, 2009 at 3:28 pm

Kewhl! Got home in time to see ‘Glenn Beck’. Dude!

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Rats…they’re talking RACE. That’s a “Hot Button” issue. Reminds me of Jerry Springer or some tool having Neo-NAZI’s and African-Americans on the same stage. You know Jerry did it to get some people to fight. I’m waiting for someone to use a word like “Thespian” or “Niggardly”. “What’choo talkin’ ’bout, Willis?” Never mind sounds like they’re getting fired up about talking’ “White”

It’s an Audience of all Conservative African-American’s. One Democrat, a Bishop, but he’s a Conservative Democrat. It doesn’t look like they’re going to fight. They’re bashing Obama; I think I’ll finish watching it. Sounds like people who watched the movie “Zardoz” and looked behind the “Curtain”

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November 14, 2009 at 3:16 am

Capitalism finds a way

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OT requirements are being increased for FISCAL Week 46. Work is piling up. This is good NEWS in some Industry Sectors. All in spite of Obama’s arrogance and ignorance, and his Administration attempt at trying to destroy the U.S. Economy with advice from George Soros and William Ayers. This is all done to convert Private Sector Jobs to Government jobs as a reward to the SEIU. Projected Federal Budget Deficit (Obama) is around $1.42 trillion. Up about $958 billion from 2008 (Bush) Budget. Most of the Deficit is from the Bank Bailouts ($700 billion) and the Stimulus Package ($787 billion). The there is the Federal Reserve’s part, $11.2 trillion. The Life and Capitalism finds a way…Capitalism might find a way to exit the American scene for the World Statge…Not so easy for its Citizens who will be burden with this debt and that is being enslaved incrementally by Presidential and Congressional edicts at a feverish pace before it is realized.

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November 13, 2009 at 6:52 pm

Say It Ain’t So, Joe the Volcanoe!

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The_Papal_BelvedereScientist claims global warming caused by volcanoes, not humans” CO2 is a ‘Gas’ – Volcano Flatulence

This can’t be so! This is some people’s Religion! “Global Warming” “Climate Change”, “Diaper Change” or whatever the “Envrio-Whacko” Flavor of the Month is called. Al “No Debating” Gore has made Millions and needs another Gulf Stream. Don’t worry about what Al Gore is doing, you just keep using 1 sheet of TP, unplug those AC adapters and dry your clothes outside. “Do as I say, not as I do”

The Global Warming fanatics remind me of those Hare Krishna kids who sell crap at Airports and Rock Concerts. You know what you have been drinking or smoking, but WTF were these “True Believers” taking in and where? They were taking in crap that was being feed into their brains by some Fat-Ass Fokker from India.

http://www.examiner.com/x-16044-Christianity–Politics-Examiner~y2009m11d13-Scientist-claims-global-warming-caused-by-volcanoes-not-humans

Hungry Children TV Ads

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TV Ads: Yeah it’s sad and I’m tempted to send money, but who brought those children into this world? If they’re orphans I would, but the guy doesn’t say that. Maybe their parent’s religion is the source of having children that they can’t provide for. Maybe their parent’s church should send them some money.

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November 9, 2009 at 1:09 pm

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African-Americans slam Obama in White House protest

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http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.6f62e62ec98e62b601c7a62d8569d820.10a1&show_article=1

Wow! I wonder how long before the Alphabet channels are forced to cover this as a NEWS story.

Now you can’t say anything bad about Obama unless you are like of 100% pure “African Descent”, say like that “Black Professor” who that mean old White Cop arrested. Harvard Prof. Henry Louis Gates Jr., who made headlines when he was arrested by an Irish police officer while trying to break into his own locked home, is …also a descendent of Niall of the Nine Hostages — and is related to the cop who booked him!

Top O’ th morning to ya Prof!

http://www.irishcentral.com/roots/Niall-took-No-Hostages-43038522.html

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November 8, 2009 at 1:29 am

Rise and Fall of the Berlin Wall

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People are a Country’s most valuable asset. They don’t make great pets for Dictators, Communist or Fascist though. The Will of the people eventually becomes an overwhelming Force that is about stoppable as a Locomotive. Socialist, Marxist and Monarchy’s exist as long as the People will allow them.

Oh, the lengths that a few Elitist will go to put their fellow Human Beings into Bondage to satisfy the Narcissistic/Megalomaniac Demon.

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November 8, 2009 at 12:22 am

My Verbiage and Views

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If you don’t like what I say I can understand that, if you don’t understand what I say I can like that. If your tone is not very civil, I could care less what you or anybody else thinks, but I take great pleasure in getting people Fired Up. It gets the creative juices flowing. Being a Sloth is no way of going through Life.

Only I and Thou appreciate my views. I don’t expect anyone else to either.

Nuff said, later…

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November 7, 2009 at 4:20 pm

G_D, Guns and the GOP

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The GOP needs to be honest and forthcoming in taking inventory and running “Political Spectrum Analysis” on its members. GOP members might not like it and want to veil their Leftist inclinations under the GOP’s Big Top. Let the Sun Shine in and they can decide for themselves whether to stay or go.

The GOP doesn’t need any more Arlen Specter’s or Jim Jeffers’s pulling the “Eject Handle” or buying “Ill Bill of Goods” from the Opposition Party.

The problem seems to be with the GOP in general. Dede Scozzafava is a “Lefty”; last name sounds like a CAPTCHAs phrase and she abandoned ship due to sagging poll numbers. She was not properly vetted most likely. She probably didn’t realize what she was getting into.

The local GOP Leadership would have served its members better by walking into a Cabella’s and choosing any customer at random to run on the Republican ticket.

Candidates need a Back-Bone or grow one. Some charges about candidates are never even challenged. Take the “Racist” charge. It reminds me of “Spectra Evidence” used during the Salem Witch Trials. If a Candidate is charged with such, have the accuser prove it. It can’t be proven that anyone is a Racist since a definitive definition doesn’t exist and it shouldn’t be allowed to be defined by the accuser either. We relinquish way too much Political Power in these unchallenged Public Trials of Candidates that never make it to the “Discovery Phase”. Anybody ever get a definitive definition of “Pornography” I never got one that satisfied my Intellect.

Remember when Trent Lott was accused of being a Racist for saying something nice about some Old White Dude? Fokk that! He acted like a Biaotch and ain’t been the same since. After he had to publicly kiss the A$$ of some Black Folks, resigned from the Senate and now selling his wares in the Halls of Congress as a Lobbyist.

Class over, you have been Skool’d…

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November 7, 2009 at 4:16 pm